Frogka

Sci-Fi Enthusiast and some kind of LeftCom

[Frogka @frogkrete]

the marxology technology has advanced enough that twitter users may advance to the bordigology stage

[Dean @ideanoc17]

tfl when you don’t tap in

[John Wakefield @JohnWakefieId]

Lenin getting letters asking for funding from the Proletkult intellectuals and Futurists in 1920 (There is no food on the shelves)

[Frogka @frogkrete]

when the 0.4% palantir in the ETF tracker got you feeling like a member of the cabal

[Nemo Literam @nemo_patiens]

Buying Palantir stocks.

[Frogka @frogkrete]

@Lurzur1 @kingofeuchronia we NOT calling lady leshurr UK poo

[Frogka @frogkrete]

@themostazezo all sensitive young men must immediately flood their skin with steroid acne for the girl

[💔 @jrice4dinner]

You can’t forget this absolute fecal matter

[Frogka @frogkrete]

@Lurzur1 owning a bugatti will make everything worse

[Frogka @frogkrete]

zack polanski:

rumours of big boob hypnotism spread far and wide, at the peak of his popularity

boob hypnotism not mentioned in ages, starting to fall off

notice a connection?

[Tony Sneedprano 🤟🇮🇹🥩🍝🍕🤌🦆🐎🍳🥃🤟 @TonySneedprano]

"dad, our age of bronze is collapsing"

"what? collapsing?"

"yeah, and soon the sea people will come to usher in an era of darkness because we spat in the face of the gods"

"whaddafuck? who told you thish?"

"homer, he said we broke zeus' laws"

"simpson?"

[sigmund foid @intentionalisms]

1% of atheists certain that God exists

[🏀 Luka Donnycic🏀 @donnyfaison]

They should only make vape flavors for the people who vapes are for, old boys trying to quit. The only vape flavors should be:

- uncut tobacco
- cut tobacco
- bovril
- liver and onions
- warm ale
- mashed potato
- dry roast peanuts
- pork scratchings
- the smell of the barbers

[Frogka @frogkrete]

i have decided my grand historical destiny is to become a Francophile and to form an Angevin republic uniting France and the UK

[Einstein2004113 @einstein2004113]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS

After spending the ENTIRETY of Argentina's GDP of the century (15 pesos) on FIFA bribes, Javier Milei announces that his "nation" is now a NINTH WORLD COUNTRY

[Frogka @frogkrete]

that child? the rizzler

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Who will win the World Cup?
A child who believes in a peaceful world.

[Frogka @frogkrete]

the good-evil filter is bellingham x mbappe vs bellingham x haaland

[Pinball🍎❄️🔻▐┛ @PinballWiz4rd]

“So I said, ‘sorry, I’m on a Sea Peoples only diet— I see peoples and I eat ‘em’.”

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

RT if you’re on the left:

[Frogka @frogkrete]

the nation of spain is a glorious entity and i will never speak bad of your sporting prowess ever

[Michael Lavelle @mikelavelle93]

There’s a staggering amount of viral videos that the town of Wigan has produced