Ursa 🐻🐸

ʕ•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠ʔ⁠っ stray cat guardian ☆ crafter ☆ ffxiv/d&d/league ☆ she/they ☆ @Bombokobo 💕

[Ursa 🐻🐸 @frogmage_]

*ambient horror movie music*

[james and the giant onion @boy__onion]

coming over to stare at you with my freakish orb eyes

[Ursa 🐻🐸 @frogmage_]

@laetioux same! esp when i see that people are using my tracker ( ⁠ꈍvꈍ)

[Ursa 🐻🐸 @frogmage_]

@yuzusodamachine ear cropping also gets done by Some Guy in his garage. my former boss was a backyard breeder & killed one of her frenchie puppies doing this.

[27. @dimvji]

you just have to get really good at continuing

[Ursa 🐻🐸 @frogmage_]

@feydemon just wait o-o when expansions are new & lots of people on the train, the conductor usually has to give directions to move away from the aetheryte when you zone in bcos if you don't, it prevents any more teleports & tons of people get stuck

[nastachka88 @nastachka88]

The Society of Onion Soup
Illustration by flittonk

[Ursa 🐻🐸 @frogmage_]

@_Parlando i feel weird even changing her hairstyle T-T

[Ursa 🐻🐸 @frogmage_]

i appreciate watching videos of old concerts but let's be so real, the ones that anyone wants to watch are not your shaky iphone recording with completely blown out audio

[issa phae @petalsforissa]

i’m not gonna pretend i don’t take videos at concerts either but a significant portion of the audience NEVER puts their phone down to the point of constantly obstructing the view. like why am i essentially watching this live performance through a sea of screens

[Ursa 🐻🐸 @frogmage_]

@Brendzun i just finished my last one & Do Not Recommend it lol. the material steps aren't that bad but the book step is horrible

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

I feel like I live my life in prison but my jailer is myself. every so often he goes “oh shit I should probably let this guy out” and I’m like yesssssss but then he forgets about it five minutes later

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

It's actually insane that they release new car models every year. Like we don't need that many. We don't need any of this shit oh my God. I'm tired.

[Ursa 🐻🐸 @frogmage_]

@nobodyslocket if people could just be at shows without their phones out the entire time, nobody would feel the need to implement stuff like this

[Ursa 🐻🐸 @frogmage_]

@RunDynamis SHAKE IT OFF IS SO FUN, PEOPLE DON'T USE IT?! D: i love trying to give my party the biggest shield possible without completely clipping my rotation

[Sofi⁷ @ seeing BTS @chirithies]

That's just david bowie

[DSi GiRL 🔆 @MyCheesePvffs]

People finding me attractive as a former weird kid feels like they're lying or even trying to play tricks on me

[Ursa 🐻🐸 @frogmage_]

@rokkaznaara mistakes are nbd when everyone is keeping it cute & considerat! i hate when people either refuse to learn anything, or say nothing but treat my resources as theirs like i'm a party npc in a single player game

[Ursa 🐻🐸 @frogmage_]

@rokkaznaara i love a challenging disaster recovery! what DOES annoy me is ppl repeatedly eating mechs & expecting me to drop everything to help them, when theyre immediately just going to do it again ._.