frogopher

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she’s got a drone in her hooter

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fertile farts… they could cause the Cambrian explosion”

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butterfly vest + cannibal perfume

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stratified layers of vintage porn mag

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somatic WWE torture

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not me like “yeah i think the religious connotations really elevate both the medium of glassblowing and the remains of what are typically considered pest animals” while eating gas station pizza

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prowhimsy

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perfect fish sticker

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i don’t think you are crotchety now, but i could see you being a future crotch

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very interesting company culture but the rat tails are beloved by gays and bosnians alike

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its okay with me to do weird things if i know theyre weird… ahead of time

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but you burn out on goldfish

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my daddy issues are more… subcutaneous

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compensating via email

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wholly unnecessary but most tempting to complete

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"TWO lesbians? thats too gay for me… oh THAT one dont fuck with me"

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nobody’s talking about this but… titty naissance

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no fussing allowed

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the rest of us have been doing nonconsensual escape rooms since time immemorial