Asian rebel princess. Comic book nerd. Movie nerd. Gamer. Just all around nerd. Biggest Batman fan EVER! In permanent sage mode. Mama to a savage dragon.
tom applauding at nolan’s “zendaya is always perfect” as a proud husband that he is and then saying “i’ll take a little bit of that” lmao he’s so funny 😭😭
Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Whatever [the next outbreak] is, we ain’t ready for it. We still have anti-vaxxers running around.”
“I don’t trust scientists. I saw a YouTube video, so I’m not going to take it.” (mocking)
“I don’t want you to ever forget this story.”
“20,000 years ago, we’re in the cave. Do you know what the life expectancy was?”
Shannon Sharpe: “10 years? 15 years?”
Neil deGrasse Tyson: “30. Half of everyone born was dead before they were 30.”
Shannon Sharpe: “Wow!!!”
Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Fast forward to 1840… everyone born in the world was dead by the age of 35. We gained five years of life expectancy. And every one of them ate organic, breathed clean air… Science matters here.”
“We’ve doubled the life expectancy with antibiotics, vaccines, and sanitation. The three biggest forces operating on our longevity. So to come around and say I don’t need vaccines because I’m not getting sick, that’s like saying, why are you using dandruff shampoo? You don’t have dandruff.”
Shannon Sharpe: “Well, I don’t want to get it.”
Neil deGrasse Tyson: “That’s my point. If you’re successful, people think you don’t need it when that’s what’s creating the ongoing success in the first place.”
The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus.
You want to know what insults Jesus?
Kicking the sick off their healthcare.
Bombing schoolchildren in Iran.
Deporting moms and babies.
Covering up the Epstein files.
🇺🇸 Marlon Wayans sobre Scary Movie 6:
“Sólo queremos hacer hacer reír a todos, y no nos importa si eres sensible. Incluso las personas sensibles necesitan reírse de sí mismas. Cuando hicimos "White Chicks", nos burlamos de todos: de los negros, de los blancos, de los hispanos. Eso es lo que hacemos. Nos burlamos del mundo, lo tomamos a la ligera”.
BREAKING: CBS refused to air this Colbert interview with Democrat James Talarico, who is running for Senate in Texas, after being intimidated by Trump’s FCC rules.
Trump is worried that democrats are about to flip Texas.
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Zack Snyder when asked if he felt any competition from the MCU:
"I personally don't, I think the studio might feel that way a little bit. They're like 'THEY have a movie with a ton of superheroes, where's OUR movie with a ton of superheroes? They have Iron Man, where's our guy in a metal suit?'
"Whatever, they actually haven't said that to me, but I can imagine those conversations. I mean, that's not outrageous. I would not blame them for that because I'd probably be saying the same thing in their position.
"But I don't feel like I'm in competition with the Marvel movies only because I think the way - and Chris [Nolan] and I have talked about this a lot - and I think Warner Bros. really needs to stay with what we do.
"After the Dark Knight trilogy and now this sort of restart of Superman, we have a tone we're kind of into. And it works for us. It works for me, and it works for the DC universe in a different way.
"It's funny because in the comic book world, the Marvel comics were the darker ones and DC was the bright happier one, but it's this weird thing where it's a paradigm switch, which is kind of fun, I like it."
In 2003, Jack Nicholson won a Critics Choice Award but admitted he was too drunk to give a speech, so he asked Robin Williams to accept it for him — and deliver the funniest acceptance speech of the night.