doomed individual

despicable man

[doomed individual @frogstacker]

I interviewed andrew callaghan about his new film Dear Kelly read it here if you want to https://t.co/2HBQOgSEfL

[doomed individual @frogstacker]

@OttoPivnerBFA I did school of rock as a middle schooler and this was a genuine point of contention between us and the instructors

[V. Joshua Adams @vjoshuaadams]

Asked a woman at the bar what she was reading and it was Blood Meridian. I have been training for this.

[A Pleb Riddle @bilepeddlar]

someone showed me this and said it's like when girls post Mean Girls screenshots on October 3rd "but for guys like you"

[doomed individual @frogstacker]

@sportmanteau89 I’m like 4 years into a mustache and have recently been questioning if I’m just going to be a mustache guy forever but in your same vein simultaneously being haunted by the idea that I even subconsciously referred to myself as “a mustache guy”

[doomed individual @frogstacker]

I turned 24 and my life got exponentially worse in every way within a week

[doomed individual @frogstacker]

Had a dream last night that they built The McAllister Bridge straight from the tenderloin to Oakland. What could this portend….

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

“we've got over 70 beers in tap” oh wow cool can i have a tequila soda

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

stopping myself from texting my crush by repeating “the Chinese think in centuries”

[doomed individual @frogstacker]

I am deeply troubled

[doomed individual @frogstacker]

What’s there to do in London

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Suffering from “The Gentleman’s Malaise:”

- No energy
- Sleeping a lot
- Staying indoors
- It’s not depression don’t call it that
- Doomscrolling
- Not drinking enough water
- I’m not depressed why would you say that

[ivan : ) @JoannaNewSum41]

I’m an adult man. My job has beaten me into submission this week. I am typing names of Modest Mouse b-sides into Apple Music on a Friday night. I am a human being who needs to be loved.

[MontanaImages @MontanaImgs]

A nod to Ansel Adams on his birthday

[doomed individual @frogstacker]

@ClueHeywood That was by far my favorite part of the dead and co show I went to

[doomed individual @frogstacker]

Why did no one tell me there’s a play about a post apocalyptic society in which an episode of the simpsons is canonized as a pseudo-religion this is So far up my alley

[doomed individual @frogstacker]

I think my problem is that I haven’t flown a kite in years. That would probably fix me

[doomed individual @frogstacker]

The last 18 months have felt like god is sitting on my back dangling a carrot on a string in front of my face. My life is one of innumerable cruel teases and almosts