Frog Talk

Phone based improv comedy with unsuspecting guests, spontaneous interviews, and other talk radio-esque affairs.

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@CORNdiff No its just stupid and annoying. People who use their horn like they just discovered it are either dullards, simpletons, or from some shit hole overpopulated mud and dung city in India where everyone sits in a jammed chaotic mess of hoopdees and rickshaws, honking at each other.

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@elonmusk Thanks for trying to fix the world til we all figure out money is retarded. Fuck all the haters.

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@Durham622 @Jassica445 Wanna suck each others balls and do some bookcrossing??

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@DanielM63962120 @Jassica445 How FUCKING DARE U TALK ABOUT JESSICA THIS WAY I WILL CUT U

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@jon451085986283 @Jassica445 Yea let's see em digits

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@SmittyTACP68 @Jassica445 Can I contact you?

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@wqad I'm trying to watch this 9/11 animation video (https://t.co/V7lxu1h6hU) but never do. Why? Because it doesn't load after 2 minutes, because of the 3000 ads on the page. This is why legacy media is dying and soon to be dead. Good luck.

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@CMairsIII @MrMBB333 Sure sounds great. As long as you don't mind ur next cellphone costing 10,000$

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@margare66918502 @MrMBB333 Haven't u heard of Stuxnet? Might wanna look into that. Might answer some of your question.

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@ALJALLAF55 @66G_U What's so scary about god?

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@Bibian_75 @66G_U Its some kind of weird Muslim interpretive dance I think

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@asdasd238959 @66G_U Who the fuck is Allah and how is he Majestic?? Here in America, where God lives, only gay people call things majestic, and usually they're referring to something even gayer than themselves. Like Disney on Ice, or some shit involving whales or fancy horses or something.

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@PaikraoArhant @66G_U HELLO! I AM THE GREAT AND MIGHTY GORK! WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME TO THIS GATHERING OF RETARDATION?!?! I was enjoying myself in heaven watching DIVINE PORNOGRAPHY. And eating bacon with prophet Mohammed. EXPLAIN TO ME, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL GORK, WHY NONE OF YOU ARE CIRCUMCISED!!

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@66G_U The only thing dumber than this fuckin video is the comments above and below.

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@DominicTrobe @grok

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@TheIntelFrog @nyprepper1 @intelligencefnt @defense_civil25 @rattletrap1776 U know, I love trolling & nerdy shit WAY more than most ppl.. for Christ's sake im 40 & enjoy prank phone calling...But whatever this ^ is is fucking embarrassing. I'm not even part of, or understand wtf is going on! Its too nerdy & way too much troll!
I AM ASHAMED FOR ALL OF YOU

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@IAMPiqpi @QTHESTORMM Why even bother lol. They're obviously plenty aware it's massively hyperbolic horseshitformation.

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@Matthew98169130 @PaulGoldEagle Is this purposefully ironic, facetious, meant to be funny, etc.?

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@PaulGoldEagle Can u please provide some kind of documentation/further suggested reading that would add validity to this statement, or ur credibility. Cuz, no offense, but there's none currently, & i have no reason to consider you trustworthy or your info > hyperbolic "Q-esque" horsefuckery

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@CardulloJr @jasmine44556 Young?