Aud Culpepper

I am trying to put my best foot forward but which one is it?!

[Aud Culpepper @frogwagon]

that's just for close friends and family, actually, so for you, no offense, call me Mobert-Richard

[Aud Culpepper @frogwagon]

Involved in what can only be described as a struggle that is in its terms monarchic (bizarrely)

[Aud Culpepper @frogwagon]

I didn't realize that, in shooting 0 for 50+ submissions, the first pages of seven of my stories have enjoyed a readership of over a hundred souls. I am glowing!

[Ilya Sergey @ilyasergey]

Are paper rejections really that bad? My papers get read by ~3 people on average. Each rejection means a resubmission, which means 3 more readers. After 4 rejections, that's double-digit readership.

[Aud Culpepper @frogwagon]

When you send two fellas to the glass hotel and they don't break anything, really makes you think

[Aud Culpepper @frogwagon]

Fondly remembering the unc in my community college geology class who put on his glasses to inspect a classmate's butt in spandex with great concentration.

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

“What stocks should I buy right now” Bro you need to be planting cabbage

[Aud Culpepper @frogwagon]

Keep drafting posts wading into MFA discourse, but then I remember I didn't do an MFA because I tried to and no one let me.

[Aud Culpepper @frogwagon]

Conducting research for my literary endeavors

[Aud Culpepper @frogwagon]

@bean_maste35440 @osintPk I'm actually trying to understand what you're saying. Are you arguing it's the same fire as the kind from refinery plants' flare stacks?

[Aud Culpepper @frogwagon]

@bean_maste35440 @osintPk *Bombed oil. Air there is now dense mixture of incomplete products from that combustion and toxic particulate matter from bombings. If you're trying to deny that's harmful, it means you'll have a moral issue if it is--you're on the right track

[The Last Farm @TheLastFarm]

Tidy illustration of why you can’t be an environmentalist without being an anti-imperialist

[Aud Culpepper @frogwagon]

But Step 2 Will Surprise You !!!

[Aud Culpepper @frogwagon]

As one of the most critically successful apps alumni (1 date, 1 life partner), I should offer courses. I can help anyone use a dating app for mating purposes with >50% success rate. Unfortunately it would begin with the enumeration of the traits that make one uniquely repulsive

[zac smith @zacsmithtweeto]

i think if i were in a situation where i had to try to find a partner via dating app i would just kill myself instead. i don't think i could do any of that

[Aud Culpepper @frogwagon]

I was getting depressed but then I realized that Wasia is 20th c Poland, and that we in fact have a rich literary inheritance.

[Aud Culpepper @frogwagon]

Sobering to know I move among people who review and assess others on their life-performance wngmi

[John⛵️🥥 @Jbn3ex]

Watching your average person wrestle a rolling suitcase out of the overhead bin, set it on the floor the right way and deploy the handle reminds you most people do not know how to operate their own bodies.

[Aud Culpepper @frogwagon]

I am not *unemployed* I am a non-institutionally attached AI researcher in the Digital Humanities

[Aud Culpepper @frogwagon]

@nate_knapp24 That was understood, hence my emphasis. What you said means "I'm trying to write a better novel than [some Great]," no? And for me, that makes no sense. Writing isn't a track event unless that event is a relay race on an infinite plane

[Aud Culpepper @frogwagon]

@nate_knapp24 Aiming to be a superlative sets yourself in comparison to an existing field. Maybe not what greatness is either

[Aud Culpepper @frogwagon]

I've realized that being good is difficult, so I'm going to try for prolificacy now.

[Aud Culpepper @frogwagon]

I created a character while drawing that is so funny. Beppo the clown, I can’t stop laughing