Charlie Chaplin Time Traveler

nice gender, did yer maw make it?

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

(first day teaching at woke university)

it's not my job to educate you

[uk politics reaction video @ukpolreact]

jeremy corbyn being dragged away by aide 2016

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

I thought this was one of those incel memes and I was confused af

[Remnicore @Remnicore_]

One of my favorite Saw Gerrera quotes

[yoshimi battles dracula @nise_yoshimi]

In BioShock the main villain spends most of the game pretending to be Irish and doing a ridiculous fake Irish accent, talking like "me woife an choild" and so on, only to then drop his disguise and reveal he's a gangster by talking like "now see here pal, I'm a gangster, ya dig?"

[Teletexts Big Juicy @TTMRT4]

Won't lie, I read "Ye live in Dallas" as an obscure Scottish insult

[uk politics reaction video @ukpolreact]

john swinney very loudly pouring two glasses of water during news conference for cardiff agreement rhun ap iorwerth

[Jack FR @FrayneJack34043]

I have some vague memories of 9/11 but I'm not sure they're actually mine. I know I was at school. Reading a children's book. Then my aide came up to me and whispered in my ear, "Mr President, another plane has hit the towers." I'll be honest folks, I kinda froze!

[TheBlaze @theblaze]

Trump: “I’ve been doing this now for seven days straight. I want a little music, if you don’t mind. Enough with the politics!”

[Horace Goodwill, tonicke purveyor 🇵🇸 @eff_hey]

🚨 NEW: In a rare post-premiership political intervention, former Prime Minister Tony Blair today paid an emotional tribute to Charlie Kirk.

Blair, 73, claimed that Kirk, dead, "was moving towards support for a national ID card system in the UK" in the months before his death.

[🇭🇹 ayiti libre! 🇭🇹 @evenmoredan]

category is famous last words

[sleepy eggcelent @Astro_Eggcelent]

Imagine being Cassian Andor and Luthen in force heaven watching the entire galaxy roll over to the first order in a week with absolutely no resistance for a year, but then seeing them all change thier mind in 24 hours because Lando Calrissian asked them nicely

[yoshimi battles dracula @nise_yoshimi]

(wields revolver threateningly) now I'll show you why they call me "revolver"

[yoshimi battles dracula @nise_yoshimi]

burnham: its all just a show...the prime minister doesnt actually rule england

snake: then who does?

burnham: they're called the windsors. i can't say any more. good luck.

snake: colonel, just who are the windsors?

campbell: i'm doing everything i can to find out, snake.

[Rocky @viperwave]

Real benefit of replaying MGS4 when Im older is picking up on Kojima basically having a midlife crisis and every woman in the game having a scene where they're just horrified at Snakes ageing body.

[very tall bart @TallBart]

Batman: *hits delete on the Epstein files as the music swells* The truth would tear them apart

Alfred: yeh did the roight thing mista wayne

[yoshimi battles dracula @nise_yoshimi]

world war two was in many ways a love letter to the genre

[Balderdash @notDcfcBoss]

Breaking: Ratko Mladic, the Bosnian Serb general who was convicted of the killing of 8,000 Muslims at Srebrenica, has died.