Kimmie

I am a strong advocate for love & voiceless faces. I'm 72% coffee, 12% music, 10% comedy & 6% high anxiety. Slytherin.

[Kimmie @frolickyunicorn]

Not sure how to tell this kid on my bus that he isn't as cool as he thinks he is...

Thinking about telling him to enjoy flipping burgers while I enjoy my pension in 30 years 🤷🏻‍♀️.

#DontBeMean #YoureNotAsCoolAsYouThinkYouAre

[Kimmie @frolickyunicorn]

Life with ADHD is like having a conversation about iced tea and suddenly being reminded of that time you almost died.

B/c you bought an iced tea on a warm day and on another warm day you were driving and another time you were driving someone almost Tboned you....

#ADHD #Life

[Kimmie @frolickyunicorn]

5 years since I've been active on here....

It's incredible what 1 person can ruin for you.

Twitter/X, music for 2+ years, certain restaurants....

No more. I'm taking my shit back.

[Kimmie @frolickyunicorn]

*me over stressed*
Me: Hey! Get in here and pick up your hangovers!
12yo looking down at hangers: ....what?
Me looking outraged and confused: .... Pick up your hangers! Shut up!
12yo laughing hysterically: pick up my what, mom?

#overstressed
#kids
#hangersnothangovers

[Kimmie @frolickyunicorn]

#NewProfilePic

[Kimmie @frolickyunicorn]

Someone on Facebook just posted a thing to teach her kids how NOT to get #COVIDー19 including not touching your face/biting nails.

And then immediately posted a recipe for EDIBLE PLAYDOUGH 🤦🏻‍♀️.

#WeAreTheVirus
#SoStupid
#GodHelpUsAll

[Kimmie @frolickyunicorn]

I don't know who invented chrome caps on lugnuts, but I would like to have a few words with the son of a bitch.

[Kimmie @frolickyunicorn]

@Somewhere_Warm Paying them at all is a good place to start, although the end goal is definitely what you said!

I aspire to be self employed, I am glad you have been able to do that!

[Kimmie @frolickyunicorn]

I think the best business decision you can make as an employer is to pay your employees.

[Kimmie @frolickyunicorn]

The funniest thing said to me today was:

"I'm done letting you ruin my day, which was going great, thanks....the opinion of someone who can't take responsibility for their own actions means nothing to me anyway."

So if my opinion doesn't matter, how did I ruin your day, Sugar?

[Kimmie @frolickyunicorn]

Word of advice, if you don't want me to drain you of your paycheck, don't call my children liars.

[Kimmie @frolickyunicorn]

Figure out what your want in life and strive to keep everything else out.

[Kimmie @frolickyunicorn]

#NewProfilePicwhodis

[Kimmie @frolickyunicorn]

@ask_progressive I think we've got it under control now, but the fact that I have encountered lies (or as your rep called it "misinformation") and prices randomly going up is becoming ridiculous.

[Kimmie @frolickyunicorn]

Thanks @Progressive for being the 3rd insurance company to lie or omit information from us. I know you're all for the money, but at least butter me up before you rob me.

[Kimmie @frolickyunicorn]

I've been on short term disability from a back surgery for 2 weeks. I have 4 more weeks to go. So far I've lost my mind and found the mail I lost. 😳 #INeedHumanInteraction #IveGained10Pounds #SendHelp

[Kimmie @frolickyunicorn]

Seven Months of Saltiness https://t.co/a2KvgE4FLz

[Kimmie @frolickyunicorn]

*update* The boss won. I've been dating said coworker for 9 months now. #TheLoveofMyLife

[Kimmie @frolickyunicorn]

Not at all embarrassing for your boss to be trying to set you up with a co-worker. Up in here acting like he's a 16 year old girl 😂.

[Kimmie @frolickyunicorn]

Thinking about writing a book called "For My Daughters: This is Why We're Crazy" and just outlining that one time I stalked a poor boy in high school for 2 years because I didn't realize I was crazy...
#writing #crazy #YoureAllMyDaughters

[Kimmie @frolickyunicorn]

@gendietzel https://t.co/zGC7HsfSkp

You're also not alone. This is a song my coworker did about anxiety and depression. Sometimes it be like that 💙.