Jacob Allen

lemon knight

[Jacob Allen @fromFateStarm]

it's spring, and the sprinklers steal my shower

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@oldelpaso This has happened a couple of times now with these tortillas, bought in Savannah GA Walmart. Not sure what this yellow stuff is, some type of mold?

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treadmill people be like just ran a marathon

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I am living on borrowed pants

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im not here for the crinkle fry revolution

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immortal jellyfish floating through the vacuum of space far in the future, tunes his radio to the Voyager 1 spacecraft holding the Voyager Golden Record, listens to Johnny B Goode, wonders about those mysterious bipedal creatures from Earth

[Jacob Allen @fromFateStarm]

listening to feral impala tonight

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I wonder what my onion kill count is

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ancestors speak to me in ghost words

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sometimes you slip on your own banana

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drinking salty tea (with lemon)

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entering my jethro tull era

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summoning similar days

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dawn dish soap is the real world mana potion

[Jacob Allen @fromFateStarm]

DOT cop pulled over and, I assume, ticketed a car that I was driving right next to on I16 today (79mph). I can think of no better time to generate income for the state by cracking down on minor traffic violations, than in between two catastrophic hurricanes. Keep up the hard work

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many of my dreams take place at the front check-out area of some unspecified walmart

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facebook messaged one of my old rock heroes from the 60s/70s. Dude replied in like 5 mins and he told me to vide chat him as thats easier than typing. Unreal feeling

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vinyl records are just posters that play music

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No freakin way, someone on reddit completed the collection. Together with Beer Antarctica, Water England, and Butter America, we can now make the Avatar