Dispatches_From_The_Field

Novelist, Screenwriter, Investigative Journalist, Occasional Filmmaker, Drunken Raconteur, Degenerate, A Founding Member of The House of Tasteful Men

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Where is everybody? @ Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania https://t.co/x7xwn8XvzU

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One of my rare food brag posts. Breakfast for dinner. Toasted baguette, camabert cheese, omelettes, sour cream, and a sprinkling of dill. I Frenched the fuck out of this breakfast/dinner hybrid. @ Pittsburgh,… https://t.co/Drt8suelzK

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For the last two nights a raccoon has been desperately trying to get into our bird feeder. Caught him tonight and since the feed seemed mostly gone I looked it over to figure out his intense interest.

Turns out a… https://t.co/bZAQTWrz4w

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Puede que haya dejado México, pero siempre será parte de mí. @ Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania https://t.co/YFGezLc6q5

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Prelude to writing... (Pimm's Cup, with extra kick) @ Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania https://t.co/w0BZL1UpR6

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Back in the USSA, and some new editions of 'Dispatches' soon to be seen on @PsychoDriveIn. Try to contain your excitement.

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On my way back to the plague-ridden USSA. https://t.co/fP2kNoLVGU

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"I won't say anything to anyone anyways. Nobody ever listens to me. I might as well be a Leonard Cohen album." @ Nuevo Progreso, Tamaulipas, Mexico https://t.co/QpVpXX9IbL

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It doesn't matter how many desert sunsets i see, even if i only catch the tail end... Still breathtakimg. @ Nuevo Progreso, Tamaulipas, Mexico https://t.co/FgsUNMgYfm

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"There's one in every car. You'll see." @ Nuevo Progreso, Tamaulipas, Mexico https://t.co/31ZiAGCgSj

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HOLY SHIT $999 FOR A TOASTER OVEN?!?! The Mexican branch of HEB Supermarkets have insane prices! Hell, my las two cameras cost less than, oh, wait, thats Pesos.... https://t.co/RaNOVuuRQy

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New biz cards. One general/professional/Wile E Coyote style abnd one for my side hustle thats done pretty well down here. Gave a bunch to some local psychics and they
Started giving them to people who thouhht their… https://t.co/2SMIcN5q2T

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Like anywhere you spend long enough you find its faults, you have your down moments, you get shot at a few times. Still, I will miss this place. Especially in the hours just before dawn when the city feels like a… https://t.co/oT0hRR04G0

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Classic. Fucking classic. @ Nuevo Progreso, Tamaulipas, Mexico https://t.co/Dd3tO9UvS3

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"Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand
Just like that river twisting through a dusty land." @ Nuevo Progreso, Tamaulipas, Mexico https://t.co/qgnLEGnp7x

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Target Acquired: Air Conditioner
Condition: Dying a slow painful death
Possible Actions...
Put it out of its misery
Run it until it dies
Attempt repair (Error: No Monetary Compensation)
Course Of Action: Fuck You,… https://t.co/5BRaMCot8G

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Move aside Dr. Seuss, and I think the Babysitters Club just got put out of business. There's a new hero of the coloring book, and he is armed to the teeth with charm. And enough guns to get The Punishers respect. @… https://t.co/MtjG3CERET

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Im sorry, what was that price again? @ Nuevo Progreso, Tamaulipas, Mexico https://t.co/JBJW9fZ1gV

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In Mexico when it rains, it floods. @ Nuevo Progreso, Tamaulipas, Mexico https://t.co/WMHYHKMDoS

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It says New Orleans pharmacy, but I hear no jazz music and see not one gorgeous creole girl with a plate of chargrilled oysters. Just the remnants of the most recent flooding. 1/10. @ Nuevo Progreso, Tamaulipas, Mexico https://t.co/iyjegi6UsE