the prettiest

all my thoughts listed here

[the prettiest @fromagirl4]

😂😂😂me with mtv originals like why is awkward so good

[mika @mikasagrada]

como é a sensação de reassistir uma série quando você tem uma memória péssima:

[T @dfwtee_]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here.

[the prettiest @fromagirl4]

@incxgnegrx2 @psychicpssy back to back, dif positions, then like it’s just silence no expectations after. pretty great

[༺♡༻ @grimsace]

u can’t be a good conversationalist as a beautiful woman because everyone tries to date you

[🧚🏽‍♀️! @realsouplover]

made bf bring me food at work and he was acting weird when he dropped it off and then texted me this after driving away

[✒️ @Literariium]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[BLACK GIRLS ✌🏾🍓 @StrwberryFreaks]

u told ur loser boyfriend your new school friend was coming over to study, now i have ur legs bent back while i show u what a good eater looks like

[sadlife @sadlife01122]

@versaceschanel Being famous sounds fun until you realize you stop being a person and become content

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i just heard someone on TikTok say “this is the first time in history women are dating men for their character. and that’s why no one is dating.” and she was right.

[the prettiest @fromagirl4]

it did

[the prettiest @fromagirl4]

not joking I think sex would probably change my life at this point

[Chisom Ogamba, PhD @CP_Ogamba]

Especially women. We can wake up one day & all our rights will be taken away on a whim but never for men. The Afghan women went to bed one night & woke up the next day as slaves in their own homes & it haunts me everyday.

[Public Universal Friend @himreysmakinton]

@bryan_mich7 Whores are awesome as long as ur not in love with them

[Han🇳🇴 @HanDoesHisBest]

Back when i was a gloomy teenager i started smiling as a habit cause i thought it would trick my brain into releasing happiness hormones, it didn’t work but it made me look more friendly and thus people approached me more which was what ultimately lifted up my mood.

[kk 🦋 @kkrespawned]

First she decides what haircut and facial hair best suits him, then she changes his clothes, then she tackles small details- watch, wallet, jewelry, shoes etc. Then she buys you some shit like niacinamide serum

[technology sista (aspiring) @typeclonghouse]

it's concerning when time keeps moving forward but you haven't hit any traditional life milestones and you don't seem to be on track to hit them

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

My frontal lobe fully developed, and I realized that working a 9 to 5 job five days a week until I am 60 just so I can “enjoy” a few years when I am close to death is the worst idea I have ever seriously considered.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

you can go off the radar, get sober, move in silence, quit alcohol and even stop masturbation, yet still make zero progress in life.

[⋆ rachel ⋆ @racheIaIi]

being in my 20s is sooooo fun i wake up get 2 rejection emails, apply to 30 more jobs, look in the fridge and see i have nothing but i cannot afford groceries, wonder if dying is easier oh and we’re still in a heatwave because the planet is dying and no one seems to care yay!