@bobby_QELD If you want to limit this to the skills currently possessed by members of the toiling and oppressed classes then there's an obvious solution but it ceases to be an obvious joke that I can reasonably defend in a court of law
@bobby_QELD When he says "he jizz a communist", do you think he's got secret pictures of Ibrahim Kaypakkaya that get him going, or does he have secret information about the political activities of the Wu Tang
@CalumBairdSongs Not to defend the Democratic Party, but it is still the US, and they absolutely still do illegal racial voter suppression in the south
@bobby_QELD The social democratic answer is a 100% tax on any assets beyond the ยฃ1bn threshold, but to enforce that the state needs special bodies of armed men, so I'm in favour of streamlining the process and skipping straight to the point
@tammytrashbags I have good news and bad news; the good news is that you are unlikely to kill yourself or a pedestrian. The bad news is that a small but significant number of drivers will actively attempt to kill you for the crime of not being charged road tax
@EVeracite @councilofdc@MayorBowser Some people might argue that it's possible to have this and a metro system that doesn't keep catching fire, but I can't help but notice you seem to be getting only one of those things and I'm wondering if the two are linked