𝚖𝚊𝚗 ᵒʳ 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗡?

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⠀⠀⠀𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦 𝙎𝘼𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀.ᐟ

[𝚖𝚊𝚗 ᵒʳ 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗡? @FROMKRYPT0N]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀it may be easier to hate, but it's stronger to love.⠀⠀⠀

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[۟ @sidereumnoxe]

⠀you’re never going to be back home again.

[𝚖𝚊𝚗 ᵒʳ 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗡? @FROMKRYPT0N]

???

no???

[𝚖𝚊𝚗 ᵒʳ 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗡? @FROMKRYPT0N]

exactly im not an alien

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⦮ ⦯ ⟆ @feliscatusi]

tf i don’t know i’m not the alien police

[𝚖𝚊𝚗 ᵒʳ 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗡? @FROMKRYPT0N]

found it lol

[𝚖𝚊𝚗 ᵒʳ 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗡? @FROMKRYPT0N]

does that automatically make every tall man an alien???

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⦮ ⦯ ⟆ @feliscatusi]

like i don’t know you’re tall or something

[𝚖𝚊𝚗 ᵒʳ 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗡? @FROMKRYPT0N]

@mcugwenstacy Pans are still in the wash.

And it’s an electric fly swatter… not that that’s any better.

[𝚖𝚊𝚗 ᵒʳ 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗡? @FROMKRYPT0N]

who wants breakfast

[𝚖𝚊𝚗 ᵒʳ 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗡? @FROMKRYPT0N]

not for much longer i’ll tell you that much

[𝚖𝚊𝚗 ᵒʳ 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗡? @FROMKRYPT0N]

WDYM PROBABLY????

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⦮ ⦯ ⟆ @feliscatusi]

yeah probably

[𝚖𝚊𝚗 ᵒʳ 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗡? @FROMKRYPT0N]

@mcugwenstacy Beef patties!

[𝚖𝚊𝚗 ᵒʳ 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗡? @FROMKRYPT0N]

What do you mean?

I’m just cooking.

[‍‍‍‍‍𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐑 ‍‍ ‍‍ @RuthlessGuile]

You all need help.

[𝚖𝚊𝚗 ᵒʳ 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗡? @FROMKRYPT0N]

nuh-uh

[𝚖𝚊𝚗 ᵒʳ 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗡? @FROMKRYPT0N]

do i LOOK like an alien to you

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⦮ ⦯ ⟆ @feliscatusi]

HUH HUH HUH

[𝚖𝚊𝚗 ᵒʳ 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗡? @FROMKRYPT0N]

my HUH???? nnnooo clue what you’re talking about

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⦮ ⦯ ⟆ @feliscatusi]

@FROMKRYPT0N on my way! to rob you rn actually i need your spaceship

[𝚖𝚊𝚗 ᵒʳ 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗡? @FROMKRYPT0N]

I mean… I wasn’t really a ladies man like that. I had my heart set on one girl.

[He knew Bryan was joking, but that didn’t stop him from being honest.]

[𝚖𝚊𝚗 ᵒʳ 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗡? @FROMKRYPT0N]

Yeah! Well, I mean— she only let me use it for an hour after I did my chores when I was a kid, but— still cool nonetheless.

[Bʀʏᴀɴ. @HERBSANDSPlCES]

your mom had an ipad when you were little? damn . . that's pretty cool.

[𝚖𝚊𝚗 ᵒʳ 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗡? @FROMKRYPT0N]

PPFFFHAHAHAHA!

[𝚖𝚊𝚗 ᵒʳ 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗡? @FROMKRYPT0N]

Snow it— it is.

Excuse me for a moment.

[Bʀʏᴀɴ. @HERBSANDSPlCES]

man, don't blame me, blame the fuckin' snow.

🫩 *

[𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐠𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐬 . @amorymortem]

info below!

[reb ⟡ ⁺ ⋆ ｡˚ . ⊹ ﾟ @crownsdiana]

fuck ai bring back corny fan-made manips