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[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ𝓢͟assy one @fromlionandlamb]

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𝓔͟dward Jacob Cullen
𝖲𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖡𝖾𝗅𝗅𝖺 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖤𝖽𝗐𝖺𝗋𝖽,
𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗌𝗂𝖾’𝗌 𝗍𝗐𝗂𝗇. 𝖢𝖺𝗇 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗍𝗋𝗈𝗅 𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗌.
𝖲𝖺𝗌𝗌𝗒,𝖻𝗂𝗍𝖼𝗁𝗒 𝗈𝗇𝖾. 𝖬𝖽𝗇𝗂.

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[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ𝓢͟assy one @fromlionandlamb]

; should I come back here ?

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ𝓢͟assy one @fromlionandlamb]

Happy late bday to his mother

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ𝓢͟assy one @fromlionandlamb]

You’re really crazy, I think you’re broken, maybe should we need help to grandpa Carlisle.

[𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗂𝖾 𝖼𝗎𝗅𝗅𝖾𝗇 @olympicdarling]

wait, that could be fun.

can he hurl her towards the creek? she wants to work on her diving.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ𝓢͟assy one @fromlionandlamb]

In fact I will throw you outside the house too.

[𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗂𝖾 𝖼𝗎𝗅𝗅𝖾𝗇 @olympicdarling]

fine! i could use a new wardrobe anyways!

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ𝓢͟assy one @fromlionandlamb]

You’re dead and I will cut all of your clothes.

[𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗂𝖾 𝖼𝗎𝗅𝗅𝖾𝗇 @olympicdarling]

hell no!

bye!

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ𝓢͟assy one @fromlionandlamb]

I will kill you! Come here !

[𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗂𝖾 𝖼𝗎𝗅𝗅𝖾𝗇 @olympicdarling]

no, no she’s not.

and now she’s running away!

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ𝓢͟assy one @fromlionandlamb]

Are you kidding me?

[𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗂𝖾 𝖼𝗎𝗅𝗅𝖾𝗇 @olympicdarling]

EJ, i broke your airpods.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ𝓢͟assy one @fromlionandlamb]

Where are his birthday presents?

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ𝓢͟assy one @fromlionandlamb]

Oh it was his birthday but he forgot about it.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ𝓢͟assy one @fromlionandlamb]

Oops ?

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ𝓢͟assy one @fromlionandlamb]

In fact I like bothering you, it’s f u n n y

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ𝓢͟assy one @fromlionandlamb]

I have a soul, remember I’m an half of a human, but I think you’re too old and your memory is just like.. down?

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ𝓢͟assy one @fromlionandlamb]

<3

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ𝓢͟assy one @fromlionandlamb]

Oh they’re too young and like I want to go to heaven, I’m here to help old people, just like tou, how old are you?

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ𝓢͟assy one @fromlionandlamb]

Oh thank you, being unbearable is my goal in life.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ𝓢͟assy one @fromlionandlamb]

I can make your guard dance only with my mind, and make them like puppetdon’t think they’ll burn me and we’re not at Salem and I’m not a w i t c h

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ𝓢͟assy one @fromlionandlamb]

A delight? Sorry I don’t have cannibalism kink.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ𝓢͟assy one @fromlionandlamb]

I take it like a compliment.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ𝓢͟assy one @fromlionandlamb]

Poor you, don’t cry, it’s the life.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ𝓢͟assy one @fromlionandlamb]

I know, thank you your majesty.