cryptid 🦇

⛓ 27 • i have behaviours professionals have called “autistic” and “indicative of a personality disorder” but i’m hot so whos to say ⛓

[cryptid 🦇 @fromthecryptid]

do u guys think im pretty do u want me would u care if i died

[cryptid 🦇 @fromthecryptid]

why everyone on the tl talking about fifa? did a new final fantasy drop?

[cryptid 🦇 @fromthecryptid]

i love markets i love markets Browse My Haul, Boy..

[EMG Max Ketchum @MaxKetchum_]

My mayor is Muslim, my pizza is Italian, I’d kill myself before cheating on Megan Thee Stallion

[Nancy Rommelmann @NancyRomm]

My daughter sends. She knows all about this. Also please come over so I can feed you

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

she thought about where she could go and not risk running into klay thompson and the most obvious answer was the nba finals

[cryptid 🦇 @fromthecryptid]

dont get it twisted i was fucking shit up on the rift but the overwatch mvp is funny. mvp for 1 mech kill. the entire game. ulted thrice. and the game chose me to highlight. silly

[cryptid 🦇 @fromthecryptid]

helo everynyan

[cryptid 🦇 @fromthecryptid]

yall be talking about topping and bottoming meanwhile im running it down mid #happypride

[cryptid 🦇 @fromthecryptid]

slowly remembering i love to draw

[Orbit ♪ BLM @OrbitPlusPlus]

why is gengar lowkey the kuromi of straight men

[cryptid 🦇 @fromthecryptid]

no matter the group or the game im just a little jester performing for the court

[cryptid 🦇 @fromthecryptid]

they also had a sick exhibit with local artists on da coral reefs

[cryptid 🦇 @fromthecryptid]

lowkey had a meltdown at work today so my boss took me to the aquarium to calm down. autism win

[cryptid 🦇 @fromthecryptid]

sometimes i feel like i forgot how to draw but then i just switch the brush im using in procreate and it fixes it 90% of the time. if god patches this i kill myself

[cryptid 🦇 @fromthecryptid]

brennan lee mulligans endless dungeon was so fun yay

[cryptid 🦇 @fromthecryptid]

how do tornados work like we never had one before. is my unit gonna just. fly into the sky. that would suck

[cryptid 🦇 @fromthecryptid]

i got a bit of a sunburn (whatever) and someone scratched my car (this sucks) and now theres a tornado warning so im supposed to sit in my bathtub for like two hours (sucks too) and im not even allowed to take a bath to enjoy bathtub time (sucks the most like tragic levels)

[cryptid 🦇 @fromthecryptid]

depression CANCELLED

[cryptid 🦇 @fromthecryptid]

also my family’s doing a weight loss challenge and im down 10 pounds this week yay. if i win i chose everyone funds a solo trip to LA for me plus my bonus is if i lose 70lb my mom shaves my head. i better win bc that shits gonna be so funny shes gonna cry

[cryptid 🦇 @fromthecryptid]

anyways closer look at some of these nails