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[Barbie 🎀 Agitprop @BarbieAgitprop]

a quick lesson in cause and effect

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

“i need to lock in” and it’s just taking the clothes out of the washer and into the dryer

[niña @psychtwts]

having to study with the heaviest heart because the world won't wait for you just because you're sad

[Lyric @LyricOfWisdom]

Bless my therapist’s heart.

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

I think this is the funniest use of AI. just making imaginary hot guys to represent you and the other 62 year olds you’re friends with on the computer. it’s like fursonas for guys of a certain age

[Atheist Girl @iamAtheistGirl]

my entire life i’ve listened to people say “women are too emotional” “women aren’t fit to lead” “women don’t belong in the military” “women shouldn’t vote”

never not once did i hear SOME women

[angel @g4ylittlemonkey]

update: i just got fired lol

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Why does this pancake look like Homer Simpson on a ring doorbell

[Taryn ❤️‍🔥 @tarynxofficial]

Was explaining to someone that men don’t have to touch women’s waists when they’re tying to get by them in crowded places. He went on to say “it’s not that serious” I said “Do you touch other men’s waists when you tryna get by?” He looked at me crazy. I said EXACTLY.

[slinky vagabond 🌲🔩☕️🦉🌻 @83dollaroring]

zoomers are incredible like i witnessed a club meeting yesterday and they kept getting sidetracked and every time the lead would just yell "lock in" and they all Locked The Fuck In

[Noor✰ @itsdaaboi2]

peeling your lips till they bleed does something no antidepressant could ever do

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

Just a cat napping in a model village

[The woman @Tarmeim]

Indeed

[Verski!✨(CLOSED COMMS!) @Verski7]

Some acient mfs really locked in

[stupid idoit t @peeholelicker]

him: are U fucking stupid
me:
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[Jonathan de Santos @desamting]

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