broke up with that man, on stage in a cat woman cosplay rubbing against a hot butch lesbian every show, called up her hot as hell ex situationship on her birthday
happy 33rd bday Ariana you hilarious woman
If you’ve never had a fake email job these exist. They’re called work trips. Your job sends you to Suck and Fuck Arkansas to stay at a Marriott that is next to a boarded up Applebees and a military recruitment center. The only good part about them is blacking out at the hotel bar