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[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Just don’t walk around to the other side. 💩

[Senior Lieutenant Zandi Sussex @ZandiSussex]

I see they sent Princess Anne to keep an eye on work-shy Willy at King Harald’s funeral.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Radioshack gonna reopen before the Strait of Hormuz

[effzee @fromzenon]

@IssyBarney @ABC7 My sentiment exactly.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

MAGA Mike says he doesn’t understand Thomas Massie’s "obsession" with bringing justice to the children Epstein sex trafficked.

To be fair, I don't understand MAGA Mike's obsession with protecting pɛdophiles.

[Covie @covie_93]

Two real estate agents were leading peace negotiations today while the President of the United States was declaring the moon a territory of the US on social media.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Donald Trump is having a mental health episode online, posting nonstop AI photos and videos:

11:54 AM - AI image of Robert De Niro holding a “Trump is my president” shirt
1:47 PM - AI image of him and George Washington riding horses
1:47 PM - AI image of him meeting with George Washington at the White House
1:47 PM - AI image of him renaming Lake Ontario
1:48 PM - Suggests renaming New Mexico to “New America”
1:49 PM - Posts image of him at McDonald's
1:56 PM - Posts photo of the moon saying “The Moon Is Ours”
1:57 PM - AI image of his face on Iran (yes, actually)
1:57 PM - Brags about the White House helipad
2:40 PM - Image of him standing next to a TV with President Biden edited onto it
2:40 PM - AI image of the Titanic sinking labeled “Dumocratic Party”
2:40 PM - AI image of him as Hulk Hogan
2:41 PM - Claims he will be remembered as the “greatest president of all time” (LOL)
2:41 PM - Posts weird AI image of him walking with robots captioned “THEY WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN”
2:43 PM - Claims Democrats have changed the names of things, so it’s okay for him to rename Lake Ontario
2:47 PM - Claims other countries are cheating
2:48 PM - Says the Strait of Hormuz is open (it’s not)
2:56 PM - Posts AI image of the U.S. blowing up Kharg Island
3:04 PM - Another AI image of him with military robots
3:06 PM - Posts photo of him at the ballroom construction site
3:11 PM - Posts AI image of himself saying he made America great
3:17 PM - Posts AI image of him trading stocks
3:26 PM - Posts AI image of him as a Space Force member dropping bombs on countries
3:28 PM - Says Iran is a failing nation
3:43 PM - Posts photo of him in a trash truck
3:43 PM - Says Mar-a-Lago is the best club in the world

This man is unwell. 25th Amendment NOW.

[effzee @fromzenon]

@GavinNewsom @eji_org Love my gov. Love our next prez.

[effzee @fromzenon]

@GustavoArellano Crisp fries matter.

[Kristopher Fraser @krisfashion1]

Whoever vandalized Dolly’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, I hope both sides of your pillow are warm, your seasoning never sticks to your chicken, and your airplane seat never reclines properly for the rest of your life.

[effzee @fromzenon]

@GustavoArellano Soggiest fries on the planet.

[effzee @fromzenon]

@MapQuest @FASTMOVER1 Downloading @MapQuest as we speak.

[effzee @fromzenon]

@Chervrolet80 A bag of dicks.

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

If you're trying to locate @googlemaps today, you'll find them up Trump's rear end.

[CrémantCommunarde #GreenTransitionNow💚 @0Calamity]

That's nice for you, Jeff.
How about taking a leaf from her book and dedicating the rest of your life - and your billions - to paying your employees properly and treating them with dignity and respect, and making the world a better place?

[Oliver @OWS1892]

She was everything you are not.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The Grim Reaper took the wrong child eating clown.

[Caryn Ann Harlos @carynannharlos]

Well, about 150 dead Iranian schoolgirls may differ.

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

@GeraldoRivera Sometimes you have to look into the vault, G. I'll bet the investigation finds A LOT.

[Col. Gustavo Arellano @GustavoArellano]

MY LATEST ⁦@latimes⁩ COLUMNA: Dolly Parton stood up for undocumented immigrants when few others would. RT, porfas! https://t.co/S6yUxLxeOL