emily

flat ass, full heart

[emily @fronksinatra]

guy whose instagram stories i always seem to view 43 seconds after he posts just ended my life

[emily @fronksinatra]

taking my (now ex) bf home for the first time is now turning into a girl’s trip yesssss me and megan thee stallion having the summers we deserve

[emily @fronksinatra]

had a dream that my friend got bullied by a bunch of kids and they were yelling “misgendered and not remembered” at him gonna start using this as an insult

[emily @fronksinatra]

my dad always drilled in my head not to lie and i got a ticket for underage drinking bc i told the cop i’d had a few bc “you taught me not to lie!” and he said “the cops don’t count!!”

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

as a kid my grandma once sat me down and said "you need to learn to lie to authority figures". still some of the best advice i've ever gotten

[hil @plume__]

if you live somewhere where you regularly see lizards, that’s a form of privilege. and likewise if you live somewhere with no lizards, you’re basically oppressed

[emily @fronksinatra]

@SnacPek @wowzowee this was really distressing to read, thanks for sharing

[emily @fronksinatra]

17 year old me is smiling

[emily @fronksinatra]

i pissed my pants in the @KREAYSHAWN pit at Mosswood Meltdown

[emily @fronksinatra]

told my bf i was making butter chicken for dinner and when i gave him his plate he said “oh! i thought it was just going to be butter and chicken!”

[emily @fronksinatra]

@horse_feedbag where is that suit from, u look gorgina

[emily @fronksinatra]

Monkey puppet (hole)

[emily @fronksinatra]

i love that we’re doing tumblr on twitter now

[emily @fronksinatra]

i talked to my roommate and we figured out the answer is george santos

[emily @fronksinatra]

anyone know what i was on about last night

[emily @fronksinatra]

@BlGSTUPlDBABY ok❤️ yay❤️

[emily @fronksinatra]

@BlGSTUPlDBABY 29 erasure :/

[emily @fronksinatra]

guy on npr this morning was talking about how hooters filed for bankruptcy and slipped up and said “breastaurant” what a wonderful start to the day

[emily @fronksinatra]

met my bf’s ex gf at a bar this weekend she introduced herself and the only thing that came out of my mouth was “i know”. so if ur feeling bad at least u didn’t do that

[emily @fronksinatra]

in the kitchen making beautiful meals just to validate my weight gain lol win win

[emily @fronksinatra]

the only thing that’s keeping me from losing my mind after gaining weight back after a few years of disordered eating is that “you can’t trust a skinny chef”