Stagehand DVP

Followspot Curmudgeon, Console Jockey, Dabbles in Pyro. Roadie for Broadway touring shows. A (no) long(er) suffering Caps and Nats fan. All opinions are my own.

[Stagehand DVP @Frontlight22]

@klwoodjr Cue BLACKstreet’s “No Diggity”

[Stagehand DVP @Frontlight22]

@NVIDIAGeForce Those red containers ain't gonna blow themselves up. #007FirstLightRTX

[Stagehand DVP @Frontlight22]

@Reagan_Airport Need some Gate 35x merch

[Stagehand DVP @Frontlight22]

@PostOpinions @DominicJPino Another 🤡 take from the Opinions section. Subsidizing his salary may become unsustainable for me.

[Stagehand DVP @Frontlight22]

@Commanders @sonnystyles_ Line him up at tight end.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

“Sorry gas prices are sky high and you’ll never own a home — anyway check out these grainy UFO pics!”

Cannot overstate how stupid these people think we are.

[Stagehand DVP @Frontlight22]

@majornelson

[Stagehand DVP @Frontlight22]

@GrantPaulsen By that logic (which I agree with) he should be at short instead of CJ, but that would adversely effect CJ's trade value.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Health insurance isn't healthcare. Why we still allow a third party middleman to come between you and your doctor to deny treatment is beyond me. 120 million Americans are already covered by some form of public healthcare. It's time the rest of us are too.

[Stagehand DVP @Frontlight22]

@amazingmap You may have Ocean of America and Ocean of America II : Aquatic Boogaloo backwards.

[Stagehand DVP @Frontlight22]

@spencernusbaum_ Thoughts on stacking Mikolas with Littell in the same game? Together they might eat 7+ innings and save some bullpen arms for the rest of the starting rotation.

[Stagehand DVP @Frontlight22]

@TerribleMaps

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

Josef Palermo spent 10 months working at the Kennedy Center because he wanted to help protect it. He reports from inside the "hostile political takeover" of the nation’s cultural center: https://t.co/aInjkCA6vb

📸: Jabin Botsford / The Washington Post / Getty

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

Josef Palermo spent 10 months working at the Kennedy Center because he wanted to help protect it. He reports from inside the "hostile political takeover" of the nation’s cultural center: https://t.co/5stwzlkq2M

[Stagehand DVP @Frontlight22]

@MattP1Tommy Not enough “Macarena” wings.

[Stagehand DVP @Frontlight22]

@JomboyMedia That'll be $37, please.

[Stagehand DVP @Frontlight22]

@sammisilber LT with his aversion to shutouts

[Stagehand DVP @Frontlight22]

@grantpaulsen How long do you expect him to stay in Fredericksburg?

[Stagehand DVP @Frontlight22]

@TerribleMaps Haven't cleaned the camera lens in 50 years