I work next to CFOs in PE value creation. Sharing the levers that actually move EBITDA, multiples, exits. Anonymous so I can be honest. Opinions, not advice.
8/ Three questions before your next QBR:
1. WHALE CURVE - can your finance team produce one in a week?
2. SALES COMP - margin or revenue?
3. MARKETING SPEND - by margin contribution, or by volume?
Most companies fail #1.
Full breakdown:
https://t.co/aRKVpL6bTi
7/ The warning: Kraft Heinz.
3G ran the cleanup harder than anyone. Margin hit 26% (peer avg 15%).
Then 2019: $15.4B brand write-down. Marketing below 4% of sales (peer norm ~8%).
Buffett: "I was wrong about the value of the brands."
Cutting tail โ starving the survivors.
6/ Coca-Cola did all three moves.
James Quincey, 2020-21: cut 400 brands to 200. Killed Tab after 57 years.
But the cleanup wasn't the win.
The win was realigning promotional spend toward the survivors at the same time.
FY2025: organic +5%. Four points of that from price/mix.
5/ The 2020 experiment most CFOs missed.
Mondelez killed 25% of its SKUs. Lost <2% of revenue.
Unilever killed 17% of SKUs. Lost ~2%.
Coke killed 200 brands ~50% portfolio.
Three of the biggest CPG companies on earth proved your tail isn't paying for itself.
It never was.
3/ The fix is three moves:
SEE IT - whale curve, contribution after cost-to-serve, top to bottom on one page.
STOP THE BLEEDING - sales comp on margin, marketing budget by margin, walk-away pricing.
CLEAN UP THE MESS - fire / reprice / migrate.
Most CFOs only do move 3.
4/ That's why mix grows back.
You cut the tail. Big margin pop. Big board win.
Then the same sales team and the same marketing team start drifting the mix the same way.
24 months later, you're running the same exercise.
Move 3 alone is a treadmill.
2/ Your sales team & marketing team are destroying your margin daily
They don't know they're doing it
- Sales pushes what's easy to close not what's high-margin
- Marketing promotes what drives volume not margin
- The hero gets discounted into floor
Three behaviors. One mix
Last quarter, your volume was up.
Your margin wasn't.
Don't ask me how I know this.
Mix isn't decided in your boardroom. It's decided one deal at a time, on calls you never hear, in promo emails you never read.
๐งต on mix as a behavior problem.
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7/ Three Friday questions for any D2C CFO:
1. Cohort visibility - CM1 by source, weekly?
2. GMV/NMV ratio over 24 months?
3. Promo cohort 90-day repeat vs organic?
Most can't answer one.
Full breakdown:
https://t.co/vGMkI7paiQ
Most D2C founders manage the metric every dashboard celebrates.
GMV up 40% YoY. Sessions up. Conversion up. The board nods.
Then the CFO pulls the cohort CM1.
It's underwater.
๐งต on promotional discipline.
6/ They didn't drive GMV.
They defended CM1.
The market rewarded it.
The lever most D2C founders never pull. It requires accepting slower growth to fix unit economics.
Most don't have the stomach.
7/ Three questions to ask Friday:
1. Visibility - see your 24-month pocket waterfall?
2. Dispersion - spread on your top SKU?
3. Incentive - top rep's payout at 30% off vs. full?
Most CFOs can't answer one.
Full breakdown:
https://t.co/yll7T0yQEA
In every board meeting I've sat through, the pricing conversation is the same.
List price. Proposed increase. 45 minutes of debate.
Nobody asks the one question that matters.
What did the customer actually pay?
๐งต on discount discipline.
6/ What works in practice - Loparex (PE-owned).
2017: stalled. No profitability data by customer or product.
Built the "profit cube" - every transaction visible at pocket price level.
Year 1: 5โ20% price lift, +25% EBITDA.
They didn't raise list. They built visibility.