“the pretty girl w/ the nails”

Pro MUA | Esthetician | Beauty Educator | 🇯🇲| I tweet about makeup, skin care, pretty mas, and the pedagogy of pretty things

[“the pretty girl w/ the nails” @FrontlineFairy]

My makeup was featured in Vogue. Excuse me while I vomit 😭😭 *cries happy tears*

https://t.co/A2sXiN6BqE

[Mauroy @mauroytweets]

just a pree seh we’re the first generation of uncles and aunties not fighting over land cause we nuh have ntn

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

In four years 4 report cards you didn’t ask a single question about the grades or community service hours? There’s at minimum 2 standardized tests per year you didn’t see results for any of them? Four entire years and you AS THE PARENT just didn’t ask a single question?

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

As a parent coming to the internet to tell us you just found out your child won’t be graduating high school, despite being a senior, because they don’t have the necessary requirements is VERRRRYYY EMBARRASSING FOR YOU!!!

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

This.

I tried to contact parents multiple times this year to tell them their Senior was in danger of failing. One parent blocked my phone number. All of them were in the principals office screaming the week before graduation.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

The longer your work in corporate the more you realize people in leadership have no idea what the hell they are doing

[Claire Dunphy @cee_suella]

Flying first class.

[matt @mattymusgraves]

If they actually do this some of you are going to get humbled

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

No. You are perfectly capable of reading two and a half books per month, and if you’re not able to purchase books you can easily get them from the library. What’s truly anti-intellectual is trying to discourage people from reading at a time when millions aren’t reading at all.

[$globey @MCoveteur]

some still living at home
some buying their 2nd home
some on their first baby
some on their second divorce
some with serious jobs
some with only $2 to their name

— the 30s

[Uncle. @uncle876]

i’m so sad dawg, we country nuh deserve this at all and so much people haffi guh start back from scratch.

[Tɪɴᴀ 🤍 @AthenaMarley]

Mighty God is anyone on here from St. Elizabeth or the west?? Like mi anxiety is thru the roof becuz I'm worried about them.

[Tobi🇧🇪 @the_SkypeKing]

Massy got one. Go in the supermarket and get scared by the prices

[“the pretty girl w/ the nails” @FrontlineFairy]

@roseguy64 You wouldn’t do me like them I know it 🫂

[“the pretty girl w/ the nails” @FrontlineFairy]

See me always saying I would never support GenX BUT I said lemme give dem a bly because they been doing good and I get fuck twice today 😂

[“the pretty girl w/ the nails” @FrontlineFairy]

@HighHeelEsquire Girl! I was always that one person that would say GenX cannot trick me I remember who they are. And look…I let them trick me 🤣

[“the pretty girl w/ the nails” @FrontlineFairy]

I paid good money and GenX had me out there beggin 🤣

[“the pretty girl w/ the nails” @FrontlineFairy]

@roseguy64 A good lesson in why you should NEVER spin the block 😭

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

Yes. You do not get to jump a broom with a descendant of the reason why brooms needed to be jumped in the first place.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

has no longterm friendships