The REAL Suburban Mom

Karen, the MyScene Doll. Married to the Plugg, Momma to the Kings.

[Arcturus G. T. L. Maidenwolf @aratherofficial]

@ItsMrsPlugg A sequel!

[Sci-Fi Archives @SciFiArchives]

The Outer Banks of North Carolina.

[Pree @diabolicalpree]

WHAT

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

When those videos circulate of parents just seated or standing in the corner with their kids when there’s madness happening in an establishment I always judge. No sense of urgency or protecting in their body AT ALL.

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

When I’m with my kids nothing in the world could make me stay put in a place where people begin to get unruly. I don’t care if I’m at a chipotle waiting on my food that I bought with my lost $40, people start fighting we are leaving… immediately.

[Kachii @badasskachii]

As a kid, the World Cup was my actual geography teacher. You’ll be 10 years old casually learning about different countries, flags, and continents just because they’re in a group stage group with your national team. Best tournament on Earth. The Olympics too had that effect ngl

[ຸ @omolxlu]

i respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

@mamamorgann Because PERIOD!!!!!!

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

This makes them even more impressive mine you

[clo clo @kingcloz]

Not even a GED between him and his wife mind you

[cumi @sambellcumi]

Whenever you feel sad, remember that there are tiny kinesin proteins trying their best to make you happy 🤓

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

Everyday I was up and want to give this man 100 more babies 😩

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

They started senior year somewhere in August-September that means you had at minimum 8 months to begin preparing for their graduation.

A minimum of $20 a month would have gotten you $160. Ample time to submit time off request.

Literally no excuses.

[Charlie Kirks Neck Tie @FUCKBOOG]

So from them comments bout pops that pulled up to the graduation with no coin

i got a question what’s better not showing up at all for your kid or showing up broke ?

[Matt Dinan @second_sailing]

One night my first daughter came out of bed and my wife and I were sitting on the couch watching tv, laughing, and eating snacks and she yelled: “I KNEW IT!” and turned around and went back to bed

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

When I was about 10 yrs old and a stray black cat started following me home. Eventually I adopted this cat and she brought me her babies and I became a cat mom.

Today a black cat started following my 10 year old daughter home.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

When you finally start making some good money but the cost of living goes up 4x

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

My thing is…. I couldn’t imagine living in a house with one oven.

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

Those girls putting 17oz of flavored syrups and super packs into their water still worse to me. Immediately followed by the girls drinking 92 oz of flavored milk with 1 splash of coffee calling it iced coffee. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[🤍 𝕂𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟 🤍 @Kittenwaffin]

The newest trend in the hood is cereal coated chicken wings with blue waffles.

You couldn't pay me enough to try this radioactive meal 😵‍💫☢️

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

Oh they gunna be so sick of the girls this summer 😭😭 I love it

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Megan Thee Stallion previews a new song on Instagram 👀

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

I love this little girl so much, the audacity to steal that ladies whole persona and not even care 😭

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

If you keep a clean fridge and store food properly fruits and veggies will survive 2 weeks.

[Justine Peres Smith @redroomrantings]

Sorry to circle back to the "eight bags of groceries" guy but, genuinely, are people who are buying groceries every 2-3 weeks just not eating fresh fruit and vegetables?