J. Garcia

G is for Garcia.

[J. Garcia @frontncynta]

The money you were going to spend on a DUI...I need it.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The baptism scene in The Godfather might be the greatest cross-cut montage ever.

[J. Garcia @frontncynta]

I'll have y'all know he was madddd late. Lol

[MD @MD1113_]

Aquí 🙋🏽‍♂️

[J. Garcia @frontncynta]

2 for 1 mojitos at Blend. I'm on my 2nd for 1.

[J. Garcia @frontncynta]

Pero, where is @MD1113_ ?????

[J. Garcia @frontncynta]

Came to HH at Blend LIC. One time for the fucking throwback!

[J. Garcia @frontncynta]

Yerrrrrrr

[J. Garcia @frontncynta]

Like, the student.

[J. Garcia @frontncynta]

I miss being in school.

[J. Garcia @frontncynta]

You've reached adulthood when you complain of back pain from a mattress you slept on.

[J. Garcia @frontncynta]

I. Am. Struggling. Lol

[J. Garcia @frontncynta]

Didn't realize how dependent I am on Qtips until I forgot to pack them.

[J. Garcia @frontncynta]

The way I just humped the air in my bed bc I see alternate side rules are suspended tomorrow.

[J. Garcia @frontncynta]

Ready to pay someone to sit in my car for alternate side parking.

[J. Garcia @frontncynta]

Who am I kidding? I am thee most cancerous cancer known to cancerians.

[J. Garcia @frontncynta]

At this point I'm reading other zodiac sign horoscopes to see if I'm really even a cancer.

[J. Garcia @frontncynta]

My horoscope has not been horoscoping.

[J. Garcia @frontncynta]

2. Because the shit is expensive as fuck.

[J. Garcia @frontncynta]

1. Because the directions clearly state: use a small amount.