Mr. McKallistar

“Front Page with a Center Fold”

[Mr. McKallistar @frontpagepiro]

The escorts fuck with me. That’s a double entendre.

[Mr. McKallistar @frontpagepiro]

I just be out here sharpening the Lie Sword 😅

[Mr. McKallistar @frontpagepiro]

I love paying rent when the rents due, I hope you got the diamond necklace that I sent to you.

[Mr. McKallistar @frontpagepiro]

Graphic designers, let’s work! DM me 🤑🎯

[Mr. McKallistar @frontpagepiro]

I play stations, duck cops and lose agents

[Mr. McKallistar @frontpagepiro]

Tennis chains to hide all my blemishes

[Mr. McKallistar @frontpagepiro]

“At the end of the day, the day gotta end.” -Gloria Hallelujah

[Mr. McKallistar @frontpagepiro]

Gotta keep a carbon on reach, picking calamari out my teeth

[Mr. McKallistar @frontpagepiro]

Nah when WAP was out …

[Mr. McKallistar @frontpagepiro]

Got a condo with nothing but condoms in it.

[Mr. McKallistar @frontpagepiro]

@MidnightSearch0 This my type of lotto lol

[Mr. McKallistar @frontpagepiro]

@MidnightSearch0 @LCfromLCVA follow this page bro

[Mr. McKallistar @frontpagepiro]

@MidnightSearch0 I literally just googled if that’s even possible

[Mr. McKallistar @frontpagepiro]

@MidnightSearch0 id like to make a request for more sog plays. Like 1 a day would be nice! You either hit them or come very close every time.

[Mr. McKallistar @frontpagepiro]

Elevate my game for the 100th time.

[Mr. McKallistar @frontpagepiro]

@MidnightSearch0 Brutal

[Mr. McKallistar @frontpagepiro]

Legend @MidnightSearch0

[Mr. McKallistar @frontpagepiro]

Yo Marc saying “someone gave a 10 year old a bunch of money” when describing Flip’s instagram outfit is the funniest shit ever 😂

[Mr. McKallistar @frontpagepiro]

When you’re at work but karaoke is life. I feel the same way when that SWV song comes on 😂

[Mr. McKallistar @frontpagepiro]

There’s not a player on ice that can mess with Celebrini. The celebration. Celebrini The Celebration 🎉