Saracasm72

No one ever made a difference by being the same as everyone else

[Saracasm72 @frootloop72]

So yet another English teacher (3 so far) this school year and weeks behind everyone else in coursework. This massively important year is already off to a bad start. Not impressed at all @StRobofNew

[Saracasm72 @frootloop72]

@GMB why on earth is this woman on? She hasn't made one sensible comment yet, just a load of supposedly 'funny' one liners that are totally inappropriate. This is a serious issue and she's reduced it to a joke #DrunkPassengers

[Saracasm72 @frootloop72]

@iaspo Apparently they are the same thing? Not sure this Catholic education is all its cracked up to be..

[Saracasm72 @frootloop72]

According to Gen, life begins at contraception 😯🙈

[Saracasm72 @frootloop72]

Best dust off the mind reading abilities, people are obviously using their indicators for other things. (Although I'm not sure the lights were EVER on for some people)

[Saracasm72 @frootloop72]

Watching the build up to the Lionesses game. I've no interest in football at all but you've got to be one miserable bastard not to be rooting for them to win #ENGUSA #WomensWorldCup #WorldCup2019 #Lionesses #comeonengland #HomeGrownTalent

[Saracasm72 @frootloop72]

@ReadItForward Terry Pratchett The Colour of Magic!

[Saracasm72 @frootloop72]

Surely your husband asking you not to 'spoil' Love Island by watching it without him is grounds for divorce? I dont even watch it WITH him! Maybe just the fact he even watches it is enough for a judge... #HateLoveIsland #UtterTrashTV #Wherearethelols

[Saracasm72 @frootloop72]

@iaspo She obviously has my sense of direction #None

[Saracasm72 @frootloop72]

What does it say about my driving that my daughter texts to ask me to pick her up from Heathrow in about an hour? From Newcastle...#RoadSafety #KeepsToTheSpeedLimitsHonest

[Saracasm72 @frootloop72]

How is it that I can't manage to put a quilt into my quilt cover but my tumble dryer can fit its entire contents into one?

[Saracasm72 @frootloop72]

@virginmedia So far, I've been on hold for 15 mins to speak to someone from cancellations! This is absolutely ridiculous. Is this how Virgin Media keeps its customers? By making it so hard to leave??

[Saracasm72 @frootloop72]

Finds it ironic that, when I ring Virgin Media to cancel due to constant technical faults, I'm informed that the cancellation dept is experiencing technical difficulties therefore cannot take my call...#FedUp #Irony #VirginMedia

[Saracasm72 @frootloop72]

@TCreatDimension @W3lty @hannah36041 beautiful piece Hannah, you are a very talented star in the making xx

[Saracasm72 @frootloop72]

Why does my toast have holes? If I had wanted holes in my breakfast, I would have had crumpets! #BreakfastProblems

[Saracasm72 @frootloop72]

5am and I've been woken up by the cat yowling to be let out. He's 4. Surely he's old enough now for his own key? #NotAMorningPerson

[Saracasm72 @frootloop72]

The Avengers best hurry up...#AvengeTheFallen #SaveGroot

[Saracasm72 @frootloop72]

@HeleneJoon Fuck yes! #TwattersWorld #FuckOff

[Saracasm72 @frootloop72]

@iaspo Not me!! *grins smugly*

[Saracasm72 @frootloop72]

Discussing the definition of single and dual carriageways...a possible speeding ticket rides on the outcome #A1 #RoadTrip #RoadSafety #SpeedAware #HighwayCode

[Saracasm72 @frootloop72]

@iaspo As mine rhymes with Tara and not...well, Sarah 😏