Terrible Frightening Evil Sorcerous Wizard

I am going to use my dark evil wizard incantations to remove your testicles.

[Terrible Frightening Evil Sorcerous Wizard @FrootyGroose]

I am a Real American Patriot. I live in a box of sand beneath the burnt out husk of a 2004 Scion xB. I subsist on a diet of Tang, pizza Lunchables, and leftover Hershey's Desert Bars from the Gulf War. In the winter I burn the Desert bars to keep warm. I don't know what China is.

[Terrible Frightening Evil Sorcerous Wizard @FrootyGroose]

My review of Wildwood:

[I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3]

Happy Halloween!

[Terrible Frightening Evil Sorcerous Wizard @FrootyGroose]

THE LADIES CALL ME THREE INCH MAGNUM

[Terrible Frightening Evil Sorcerous Wizard @FrootyGroose]

@StephanieDenaro @myth_pilot I love waffles too, but sometimes you have to face facts. It never helps to run from the truth, and those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. Do you understand? If you refuse to acknowledge the historical evidence, you are going to eat french people for breakfast.

[Terrible Frightening Evil Sorcerous Wizard @FrootyGroose]

@Airdorf this target looks familiar

[Terrible Frightening Evil Sorcerous Wizard @FrootyGroose]

This is me if you even freaking care even at all

[Terrible Frightening Evil Sorcerous Wizard @FrootyGroose]

My name is Jimmy JDAM
it's french

[Are you guys going Trick or Treating? @AreYouGuysGoing]

Are you guys going Trick or Treating?

[Terrible Frightening Evil Sorcerous Wizard @FrootyGroose]

tank tank tank truck VI

[Terrible Frightening Evil Sorcerous Wizard @FrootyGroose]

@StephanieDenaro @myth_pilot And where, pray tell, is the lie?

[Terrible Frightening Evil Sorcerous Wizard @FrootyGroose]

They feed us poison
So we pay for their "cures"
While they suppress our medicine

[Terrible Frightening Evil Sorcerous Wizard @FrootyGroose]

@moltenflax all of my posts get zero likes I'm like an uncontacted tribe of twitter I'm over here banging rocks together and throwing spears at the occasional anthropologist who tries to observe me from afar

[Terrible Frightening Evil Sorcerous Wizard @FrootyGroose]

@skinwalker_co I keep getting ads for some nondescript app and it uses real photos of an ancient looking african man and one of a woman jerking off a horse

[Terrible Frightening Evil Sorcerous Wizard @FrootyGroose]

Denmark 2...
Denmark 2.....
Denmark 2.........

[Armchair Admiral 🇬🇧 @ArmchairAdml]

What. The fuck. Is that map..

[Terrible Frightening Evil Sorcerous Wizard @FrootyGroose]

Does Medusa work of you're wearing glasses? I know she doesn't work via reflections, so what shenanigans does the light have to go through before the stone effect stops working, what's the limit? Would a telescope count? What about through a camera? At what point does it stop?

[Terrible Frightening Evil Sorcerous Wizard @FrootyGroose]

@suededreams I stand by that Sausage Party is, without hyperbole, the worst movie I have ever seen. I hated it so much that I stopped being an Atheist and found God.

[Terrible Frightening Evil Sorcerous Wizard @FrootyGroose]

@carepack77