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[swanny @bj_swanny]

"yeah man, shoot dat bih" -@JonKrawczynski

legit cackled lmao

[Old Internet @OldInternetFeel]

Budweiser "Wazaaaaa" 1999

[Juicy Lini @JuicyLini]

programmers were challenged to create the worst volume sliders they possibly could

[Chi “Chili” Rodriguez @chili_dipped]

A Jordan Spieth career grand slam would lower gas prices, stabilize the economy, and get everyone’s 401(k) back on track by Monday morning.

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[10x'er @10x_er]

software engineering is mostly asking "why is this like this" and slowly learning that nobody knows

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

I don’t care what happens Jaden McDaniels is already in the dog Hall of Fame

[Michael Russo @RussoHockey]

Zuccarello practicing on No. 1 power play. Yakov Trenin also just came out for practice

[Adam Auslund @followAdamA]

I love Jokic (and he's probably dropping 40 in game 5) but acting like there's some "code" that needs to be adhered to while doing stuff like THIS!?

All this is fine and crafty and part of the game, but a guy making a layup as the clock is expiring is the problem?

spare me

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

this one belongs in the Louvre

[Andrew Rose @__drewface]

Decisions are harder than tasks.

[Kendrick Perkins @KendrickPerkins]

I don’t care if Jaden McDaniels have another good game in this series because what he did last night after addressing the Nuggets like the numbers on a house is the most gangsta thing I’ve seen this season.

[gail @iluvektar100]

Jaden McDaniels plays playoff basketball today

[Michael Russo @RussoHockey]

Boldy down the tunnel and to the locker room after getting hit in the back of the head hard by a leaping Jamie Benn. Hynes having an angry conversation with referee Gord Dwyer. Benn slewfooted Boldy last game and no call

[trish @TrisH0x2A]

wise words from the best systems engineer I've worked with:

"two things that make code actually maintainable:

1. reduce the layers a reader has to trace
2. reduce the state a reader has to hold in their head"

applies to every codebase. always.

[The Masters @TheMasters]

April blooms at Augusta National Golf Club. #themasters

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

“You’re absolutely right. I meant left”

[BTG @BowTied_Golfer]

Stepping onto the first tee after 6 months of sim work

[Orson Rosas Golf @OrsonRosas]

Me trying to figure out how I followed a front-nine 38 with a back-nine 50