𝐹𝐼𝑂𝑁𝐴.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

I'll achieve peace between East and West.
And I'll do it all for you.

[* ‍ ‍𝖽𝖺𝗋𝗄 ‍ ‍𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗹. @hearthcrned]

am i hard to love .ᐣ am i cold to touch .ᐣ

[𝐹𝐼𝑂𝑁𝐴. @frostedfile]

CHOKED on her black coffee, coughing once before she could regain her composure.

“Senpai is… what? That’s ridiculous.”

[𝐹𝐼𝑂𝑁𝐴. @frostedfile]

Jesus Christ.

[𝐁𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐲 @_forthemission]

💭 Mr. Loid is worried about me!? He’s so sweet… He’d absolutely make the best husband, if he weren’t already one…!!

“E-eh, Martha is right over there, queuing for ice cream.”

She took a small step closer, clasping both hands against her chest,

—

[𝐹𝐼𝑂𝑁𝐴. @frostedfile]

Oh, it’s him? She was starting to think he did that because he found them relatable.

Apologies for underestimating his foresight.

[Loid Forger 🔍 @ADiligentSpy]

All part of their new training regime of self control with intense, exposure therapy. She seems repulsed by them, so it must be working?

[𝐹𝐼𝑂𝑁𝐴. @frostedfile]

My timeline is broken. But who the hell RT’d all these pathetic relationship posts?

[𝐹𝐼𝑂𝑁𝐴. @frostedfile]

That’s her love potion kicking in.

[Loid Forger 🔍 @ADiligentSpy]

He suddenly felt a strong chill run up his spine. He doesn't know from where or why. But a chilly chill nonetheless...

[𝐹𝐼𝑂𝑁𝐴. @frostedfile]

💭 Even with this distance between us, I hope you can feel my heart still longing for you, Senpai.

Every. Single. Millisecond.

[Loid Forger 🔍 @ADiligentSpy]

💭 Huh, that's funny. Usually Nightfall would be somewhere within my general vicinity by now.

[𝐹𝐼𝑂𝑁𝐴. @frostedfile]

💭 Why does Handler keep telling me to maintain my distance from Twilight?

[𝐹𝐼𝑂𝑁𝐴. @frostedfile]

She’s been so busy lately. Apologies.

[Loid Forger 🔍 @ADiligentSpy]

Need her so bad, chat.

[Loid Forger 🔍 @ADiligentSpy]

💭Maybe if I make my next disguise look like Franky, it'll make me less desirable...

[𝐹𝐼𝑂𝑁𝐴. @frostedfile]

“What can I say? I learned from the best, senpai.”

💭 Wait… did he get his hair cut? Ah, senpai. Always well-groomed and annoyingly handsome.

[Loid Forger 🔍 @ADiligentSpy]

"How did you even-"

He just changed the locks!!

[𝐹𝐼𝑂𝑁𝐴. @frostedfile]

💭 No, Nightfall. Absolutely not. That is an inappropriate thought!

[𝐹𝐼𝑂𝑁𝐴. @frostedfile]

“𝑰 will stop her.”

[Loid Forger 🔍 @ADiligentSpy]

.......He won't.... stop her.

[𝐹𝐼𝑂𝑁𝐴. @frostedfile]

“This unbearable heat is clearly melting everyone’s brains.”

[𝐹𝐼𝑂𝑁𝐴. @frostedfile]

If there’s one thing she’s learned, it’s that he’s a total TSUN.

Once this damn mission is over, she’ll stay by his side. Until then… please keep her close to his heart.

[Loid Forger 🔍 @ADiligentSpy]

....Oh, yeah sure. No he completely understands. She's more than fine?

And not at all who he was thinking of but,

[𝐹𝐼𝑂𝑁𝐴. @frostedfile]

Handler’s had her working overtime these past few days. Don’t worry, she’ll be back soon.

[Loid Forger 🔍 @ADiligentSpy]

💭 I guess work's really had her busy...

[𝐹𝐼𝑂𝑁𝐴. @frostedfile]

“Good morning. God, I have to exist again.”

[𝐹𝐼𝑂𝑁𝐴. @frostedfile]

🗣️“BREAKING NEWS!! Have you heard Dr. Forger is ****** *** with his wife right now!?”

Spits out her tomato juice.

[𝐹𝐼𝑂𝑁𝐴. @frostedfile]

-logs out-

[Loid Forger 🔍 @ADiligentSpy]

Could've fooled me with how much you badger me about my pretend wife not being you. 🫴

[𝐹𝐼𝑂𝑁𝐴. @frostedfile]

Why making it about me now? Are you avoiding my question? Was it hard to answer?

And no, thanks. That’s completely unnecessary.

[Loid Forger 🔍 @ADiligentSpy]

"I know a guy who's just as single and desperate I can give you his number if you want."

[𝐹𝐼𝑂𝑁𝐴. @frostedfile]

I am not. You’re the one getting frustrated here, Senpai.

[Loid Forger 🔍 @ADiligentSpy]

And you're not?!