Eric Cartman

you already know (main Kyle: @broflovskiman26)

[Eric Cartman @frostysemen]

@kawaii_artistic Fuck yeah, I do!

[Eric Cartman @frostysemen]

I’m only getting 12 gifts this year, are you kidding me?!

[Kyle Broflovski @broflovskiman26]

This us our turkey

[Eric Cartman @frostysemen]

@broflovskiman26 Tell me you still have it!

[Eric Cartman @frostysemen]

@FLVSHCVFFIN I better see a mountain worth of gifts.

[Eric Cartman @frostysemen]

@kawaii_artistic Why else would I make a public post about it??

[Eric Cartman @frostysemen]

@FLVSHCVFFIN JUST thirteen?! What, are you all poor or something?

[Eric Cartman @frostysemen]

@broflovskiman26 Don’t forget snacks.

[Eric Cartman @frostysemen]

@broflovskiman26 Yes, we have to! How can you be this uncultured?!

[Eric Cartman @frostysemen]

@broflovskiman26 Oh my god. We’re binging her concerts. Come over.

[Eric Cartman @frostysemen]

@broflovskiman26 THE queen of pop?! The fame monster?! Seriously?! Do you live under a rock???!

[Eric Cartman @frostysemen]

@broflovskiman26 I knew you’d like it.

[Eric Cartman @frostysemen]

@broflovskiman26 No way. Kahl, you seriously don’t know?!

[Eric Cartman @frostysemen]

@broflovskiman26 You came to the right guy.

[Eric Cartman @frostysemen]

@broflovskiman26 Shut up. Don’t tell me you don’t know who the hell these people are.

[Eric Cartman @frostysemen]

@broflovskiman26 I’m being helpful, asshole.

[Eric Cartman @frostysemen]

@broflovskiman26 Uh huh. And Lady Gaga’s with Justin Bieber.

[Eric Cartman @frostysemen]

@broflovskiman26 I told you exactly what was wrong with it! You should be grateful I even told you.

[Eric Cartman @frostysemen]

@broflovskiman26 Right, so you coincidentally changed it when I said it was gay.

[Eric Cartman @frostysemen]

@broflovskiman26 It’s not my fault you can’t take critiques, Kahl.

[Eric Cartman @frostysemen]

@broflovskiman26 You changed yours because of how bad it was!