frozengladius

hey I’m John and I’m definitely not ready for the robot uprising. he/him

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Now that I teach children I’ve started wearing the loudest music themed shirts I can and honestly I’ve rarely felt more comfortable in my skin

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@Ask_Spectrum Yoooo I’m bronze in @PlayOverwatch right now how you expect me to climb like this @Ask_Spectrum ???? Want me to slum it forever dawg?

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Entering my villain arc but it’s just me growing out a big twirly mustache and tying people to train tracks

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@SicRhythm Flying/ psychic. I ain’t never seen a disc move like that without brain powers

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Why are babies always out here grabbin their feet and shit. They trying to to be sonic the hedgehog? I ain’t gonna stop you kid, gotta go fast

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@lucasfdedwards @TheJacksonKing I could eat TWO bread bowls of broccoli cheddar soup from Panera !!!

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@_springful_ I will say every time I get the chance as a vocalist during a run I’ll put the first five notes of the chorus of beneath the mask from persona into it and it has only not landed twice

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 No because I’m not a big ol nerd

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@SicRhythm As long as you don’t outgrow the love of your friends

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@TheJacksonKing Are you sure

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@TheJacksonKing @SicRhythm @brave_sir_robyn Yeah I think so

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I’m a gingerbread man. I’m brown, soft, and @TheJacksonKing loves me @SicRhythm

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@hannahs_bannana That man’s the goat

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@hoobnoobhoob Same

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@hannahs_bannana Same

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Thinking about that weird grandma from Moana

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@TheJacksonKing Can you pronounce that for us please?

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@TheJacksonKing @SicRhythm I did. Y’all are chumps

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@TheJacksonKing @spurs Why is spurs the only non capitalized word here can we call someone and have them change that

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@zachmelton87 If you go back into the kitchen by just walking with purpose behind the counter and not making eye contact with anyone, you can just take the eggs before they cook them. Most will fit in your pocket, you get more if you’re ok with cracking them.