okay , so actually , i’ve been informed by my manager that it’s not free . i don’t really——- .. know how the word free came into this conversation , but .
( clearing throat . ) yeah , it’s——- it’s not . you can still come make it though .
well , that’s nice for you , dr. jekyll. but i’m kinda wanting some pepperoni on this bitch so if you could just oblige me real quick. and nobody has to know.
woah - hoh ! julia , this is——- ! this is awesome ! ( his voice cracks and raises in pitch from pure excitement . )
thank you ! ( his first instinct is to hug her , but mid - motion he refrains and awkwardly extends his arm for a handshake . )
is that what you’ve been doing every time ryan’s yelling about the phone being left unattended ?
( he didn’t mind the coolness of her hands , it felt nice on his burns from the oven . as soon as he lays his eyes on the pile of sticks , tommy lets out an incredulous laugh . )
&
⠀
i’ve been working on this for weeks now.
( his hand is warm in comparison to her cold one, then again he was just messing with the ovens…. )
so i know you love sticks but what about . . .
( revealing a giant pile of sticks. )
. . . a mountain of them?
⠀
okay , fine , whatever . i didn’t want you to kiss me anyway .
( a disappointed glance at the camera . ) i literally have to tilt my head to look down at you .
[ confessional. ]
is it gay to practice kissing with your friends? uh. pretty sure, yeah. i haven’t done it. why. is that a thing people have told you. i DONT know why that rumour started it was THIRD GRADE RECESS OKAY THAT DOESNT EVEN COUNT—