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[Josemi @Semis93]

El otro día mi prima preguntándole a mi abuela que cómo se había tomado que yo fuera bisexual y tuviera novio:

"A mí me da igual, a mi lo que me molesta es que sea vegetariano"

[- @frrrrrida]

He wild

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

in case u need to lose a boner fast

[Jaime Blaney Haayen @jaimeblaneyh]

Que ganas de salir a correr solo a la cinta costera a las 4 am con $8 en cuaras en el bolsillo

[- @frrrrrida]

:’)

[Dr. Clare Conry-Murray @[email protected] @cconrymurray]

The man behind me on my flight today was wearing a mask, and when his seatmate sat down she asked whether he wanted her to wear a mask. He told her it was her choice but that his wife is immune compromised. She chose to wear it.

[- @frrrrrida]

Me: I hate people
The people en cuestión:

[- @frrrrrida]

@MaryViGonzalez Aloe vera pa ti

[Dynamite Farmer @Turbo_Fucker]

They need to invent a drug you can do in the evening that's not liquor or weed

[Mel ⚯͛ @Melannie_108]

@aleexisvh Como diría mi poderosísimo William Shakespeare:

Ódiame o ámame, ambas están
a mi favor. Si me amas, siempre voy a estar en tu corazón; si me odias, siempre voy a estar en tu mente.

Atte: Acuario 🙃

[Aquarius Anthem @AquariusAnthem]

Never ask your Aquarius friend for advice about staying at a job or in a relationship because they will tell you to quit every single time.

[… @lurkmenistan69]

are u happy or are u the oldest sibling and also a girl

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Nobody wants to work anymore” personally I have never wanted to work

[- @frrrrrida]

Dos razones por las que no tendré hijos: amo demasiado el silencio y mi dinero

[ara vitiello @SweetSalvat0re]

realmente el daño que me produce tik tok en el cerebro que agrego los audios en momentos cotidianos de mi vida, me pasa algo malo y pienso OJALA ME LLEVE EL DIABLO

[nico @byenico]

left airpod > right airpod and i wiII not elaborate

[- @frrrrrida]

JKSLKSJS