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I make pauper content sometimes

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@BrianDeMars1 Lightning Blue Eyes by Secret Machines and it's not close

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@Fiskantes Sick Hisoka penguin 👀

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Not sure who did this to the advertisement but you are my new hero

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Someone lend me a quarter so I can get a job designing toys

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@Snap_Bolt_Games What exactly do you have against brainstorm

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@MushJoeythe Why do sober people want drunk people to get a designated driver so badly? Someone please explain

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@BartHanson Seen it go both ways in OK; but more frequently, that bet stays in the pot with the player having the option to fold or call the full amount

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@PR0boszczMTG Jitte is a four drop get it together

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I guess where I work is being audited by an outside agency so I'll finally be able to show how good my impression of Peter from Office Space is soon

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@FriedgeHNIC

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@MahouManSam @leemcleo The worst take on #mtgpauper I've seen outside of r/pauper in 2021

Congrats 🎉

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@PR0boszczMTG That's not even an insult here they all wanna boomer sooner

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The five MTG decks that defined me as a player are pretty retro y'all

Ghost Dad 2004 standard

Grim Long 2005 vintage

Zoo 2007 standard

The UBW pile I made and then won a black lotus with using spellstutter sprites in 2009 vintage

The extended perfect storm 2009 Extended

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@BartHanson You're making it too easy for them. Easy fold to a single bet with like 20+ bb.

Hit them with the open fold AAxx permutations next, even the PLO crowd isn't used to having open fold AA combos (hard mode no 9 in the opener)

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Playing poker and having an interesting conversation with an older gentleman
Him: yeah I actually have 600k in career tournament cashes if you look me up
Me: that's cool man. I have . . um . . .900?
Him: 900k? Damn son good for you
Me: no, um 900 uh . . . dollars
We share a laugh

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@LiquidJinro They've lost their niche role as consistent hoser to affinity's artifact lands, as now affinity will have 8-12 indestructible artifact lands. I just got 6.62/each for mine.
Expecting that price to fall to much less in the next few weeks

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You can probably sell your gorilla shamans now #mtgpauper at worst they will cost much less in a few weeks, netting you some Tix if you ever buy them back.

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The new storm card passes my gut check. This doesn't feel like Fall From Favor. There weren't readily available answers to FFF and there are several things to keep this card in check, like the price of lotus petal

Yeah for real tho raptor56 keeps getting t3/4 kills buckle up

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I suspect this version is better than the one you should see in the 5-0 postings
(Also I made content last night and unlike the last four times this time it will actually get published)

#mtgpauper

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@MikeKellyNHL No that's not good.
It's great #GoAvsGo