Steve Maclean

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[Rick Wakeman CBE @GrumpyOldRick]

It's my mum in laws birthday today so we are taking her to a wonderful garden as she adores plants and flowers. If she behaves herself then we will probably bring her home as well.

[Kathleen Stock @kathleen_stock1]

Please for the love of God can people stop tagging me into whatever myopic nonsense Jason Stanley is tweeting about 51% of the population from the safety of his Ivy League bubble. I have no interest.

[Countess of Essex @CountessWEssex]

As Babs turns up with some flowers for the table Sally has to admit that the squid isn't quite dead yet.

[Tom 🇧🇼 @TomCityzen]

This Raheem Sterling assist to begin the comeback does not get talked about enough it shouldn’t be forgotten.

[Louise Smith 🐝🏆💯 @LoupySmith]

Someone sent me this. Brilliant 😂

[Dr. M.F. Khan @Dr_TheHistories]

The phenomenon called "the shyness of the crown" where the trees incredibly avoid touching.

[Ned Hartley @NedHartley]

Would this be helpful to the Met?

[Mick Wildman @mickey_blue_66]

🤦🏼‍♂️ https://t.co/niFMETENtd

[Steve Maclean @fruitbog]

@ItsYanCity just one thing about Sterling - just like we saw on Sunday, he's right footed and so much more effective playing on the right, so Pep - please just play him there

[City Pod USA (formerly Maine Road Ramble) @CityPodUSA]

I still cannot comprehend how Rodri just calmly passed the ball into the bottom corner from 20 yards at 2-1 down with 12 minutes of the season left.

[Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale]

Get in, there’s no time to explain.

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

my grandmother died in 1992 so i have no idea if i’ve continued to get more handsome since then

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Jamie Vardy takes the witness box

[Bob Servant @bobservant]

To nervous schoolchildren punters sitting exams. Don’t worry about a thing. I failed every exam I ever sat and now own arguably the 3rd busiest cheeseburger van in Dundee, a 9 inch, remote controlled flatscreen TV and a Yamaha “Guitar” keyboard. Dreams don’t need degrees.

[Rick Wakeman CBE @GrumpyOldRick]

RIP Vangelis......your music will live on and on for ever .

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

every tuesday harry liked to come to the park with a big bag of werther’s and feed the old men

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Tough commute.

[Dan Cox @DataInsightDan]

What irritates me most is that when City were challenging for 4 trophies the entire footballing world deemed them to be ruining football. Yet with Liverpool it's lauded. I want City to win the league more than ever on Sunday, mostly to stop this grim Quad Squad narrative.