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[Stephanie Lockett @sglockett]

This photo.

[kai @fruitboott]

All that crying at your graduation for you to become a real estate agent

[nivedita n @nivvvnam]

when is national situationship day

[kai @fruitboott]

College

[kai @fruitboott]

I got in a random man's car told him my address and immediately fell asleep. He woke me up when we got there. It was like 3am too. Ik my spirit guides are stressed asf

[kai @fruitboott]

Thinking about the time I was blackout drunk and passed out on the subway, woke up at the last spot, didn't know where I was, subway closed, phone died, lost my wallet, and had to hitchhike home

[kai @fruitboott]

ucla class of 26 u all should live in a dykstra classic triple it's super cute and fun

[kai @fruitboott]

Consulted Reddit and this was the answer. That's literally so sad

[kai @fruitboott]

Ok so I figured out how to stop China from invading Taiwan:

Taiwan needs to artificially plant something like Kpop into the western world like Korea did. They need to be more fake, strategic, unoriginal. Stop being nice, copy Korea and Japan.

[kai @fruitboott]

Ok this was not one of my best takes.

[kai @fruitboott]

Why is getting your own shirt back from a hu so degrading... Like I swear I'm not broke it just wasn't a throwaway shirt 😭😭

[kai @fruitboott]

Therapy tmr!!

[kai @fruitboott]

If they ONLY hang out with other Asians: they are either from the Midwest or from the 626

[kai @fruitboott]

I've been playing this new game in my head where I try to guess someone's high school demographics after meeting them a couple times

[kai @fruitboott]

If they use ig polls: boom they went to a predominantly white hs

[royce hall @filadisruptor]

ucla be like see the prettiest girl you’ve ever seen then see the ugliest dude you’ve ever seen then take the hardest test you’ve ever taken