UnInspiring Verses

All the other less inspiring Bible verses.

[UnInspiring Verses @FruitlessVerses]

I love the Bible.

Someone had to push back against the madness.

https://t.co/y3WE8WOqZj

[UnInspiring Verses @FruitlessVerses]

Our exegesis is better than theirs.

[Josh Olson @JoshOlson6]

@thatdankent Maybe they’ll begin retweeting posts from @FruitlessVerses

[Dan Kent —Hoping God puts this tweet on his fridge @thatdankent]

"Do not take the Lord's name in vain."
Exodus 20:7

[Dan Kent —Hoping God puts this tweet on his fridge @thatdankent]

I’ll be honest, Bob, I expected something more…

[UnInspiring Verses @FruitlessVerses]

Greed and gluten intolerance.

[Dan Kent —Hoping God puts this tweet on his fridge @thatdankent]

Me:
"The only way free will makes sense is if being itself contains becoming within it."

Nurse:
"Sir, this is oncology. You're looking for ONTOLOGY."

[UnInspiring Verses @FruitlessVerses]

4—Go to laugh but quack instead

3— Your left foot feels lighter than your right

2— you feel a strange but good urge to Venmo $20 to thatdankent

1— You feel a mighty sneeze come upon you but—at the brink of explosion—the urge to sneeze goes away.

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🧵TL;DR

7— You find an onion ring in your fries

6— Open Bible randomly to Job 13:5

5— Get a call the moment you check phone for the time

4—

[Dan Kent —Hoping God puts this tweet on his fridge @thatdankent]

This was a tough episode, trying to make these abstract concepts tangible.

[Dan Kent —Hoping God puts this tweet on his fridge @thatdankent]

Every word Walter Brueggemann wrote he wrote with care, always alert to the needs of his subject, but also aware of the tender needs of the reader. I never met him, but more than once I thanked him while reading his work.

[UnInspiring Verses @FruitlessVerses]

"Sorry I was late for our sales meeting. I got stuck in an existential crisis."

[UnInspiring Verses @FruitlessVerses]

Study Bible Notes be like:

Deuteronomy 5:25: see note on Genesis 16:13
[turns pages]
Genesis 16:13: see note on Exodus 33:20
[turns pages]
Exodus 33:20: see note on Deuteronomy 5:25

[UnInspiring Verses @FruitlessVerses]

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It’s all fun and games until someone pulls out the NIN Translation.

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[UnInspiring Verses @FruitlessVerses]

Do you underline and/or highlight in your Bible?

[UnInspiring Verses @FruitlessVerses]

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It's all fun and games until someone starts studying the historical context of the verse.

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[UnInspiring Verses @FruitlessVerses]

Amazing!

[UnInspiring Verses @FruitlessVerses]

Make it happen

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Hi, yeah, they told me they'd validate my parking. Also, do you have any plant-based creamers for the coffee? I don't do dairy.

[UnInspiring Verses @FruitlessVerses]

Leave the boy alone.

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This camping trip sucks.