UPS will genuinely tell u that ur package is in ur city and out for delivery, only for it to be delayed and in a different fucking state the next day #FUCK#YOU
My gym opps:
-bald fat ugly beer bellied dude who gives out unsolicited advice
-old roided dude who supersets all the cables and two machines
-bitch who does 12 sets on the only ab/adductor machine
-that one couple who does too much pda