Fruit Pastel Doctor

The completely bonkers one! Would you like a fruit pastel? Oh go on, they're very good! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Views my own.. aka.. a complete bastard!

[Aimless Wanderings @DWAimless]

They walk in eternity and occasionally stumble over it. https://t.co/dOVnPuAxXt

[Sorry Doctor @SorryDr]

I’m sorry for what you’re about to read.

4PM.

[Fruit Pastel Doctor @fruitpasteldr]

Well, now all’s said and done it’s time to ring the Bartender about this bail… #PastelburyFete

[Fruit Pastel Doctor @fruitpasteldr]

Everyone’s waving as I go. It’s so touching to know I have an important presence here. #PastelburyFete

[Fruit Pastel Doctor @fruitpasteldr]

It’s lovely that they let me tweet from the back of this police van. #PastelburyFete

[Fruit Pastel Doctor @fruitpasteldr]

I bought the police ice-cream. They bought me some handcuffs. #TheCircleofLife #PastelburyFete

[Fruit Pastel Doctor @fruitpasteldr]

I tell you what, the police response times have improved vastly since I first came to this little village. #PastelburyFete

[Fruit Pastel Doctor @fruitpasteldr]

Oh look, police! #PastelburyFete

[Fruit Pastel Doctor @fruitpasteldr]

Ah, the screams of the entertained… #PastelburyFete

[Fruit Pastel Doctor @fruitpasteldr]

I may have accidentally unhinged a ferris wheel with my cotton candy stick. #PastelburyFete

[Fruit Pastel Doctor @fruitpasteldr]

It’s too happy here. Trying to restore the balance by reminding passersby of their mortality. #PastelburyFete

[Fruit Pastel Doctor @fruitpasteldr]

But enough about that, look at all this loveliness. It’s almost too much happiness… #PastelburyFete

[Fruit Pastel Doctor @fruitpasteldr]

And by real rats I mean kittens and small children. #PastelburyFete

[Fruit Pastel Doctor @fruitpasteldr]

And by disaster, I mean I used real rats. #PastelburyFete

[Fruit Pastel Doctor @fruitpasteldr]

Of course, I had my own Splat-the-Rat setup years back when I was new. It ended in disaster. #PastelburyFete

[Fruit Pastel Doctor @fruitpasteldr]

All these fairground rides… All these rats being splatted… Isn’t it wonderful? #PastelburyFete

[Fruit Pastel Doctor @fruitpasteldr]

I’ve found the perfect disguise (I’m wearing a different jacket)! Time to fete crash! #PastelburyFete

[Fruit Pastel Doctor @fruitpasteldr]

Oh well, they’ve got me this year, haven’t they? I tell you what… Let’s give them a lovely surprise… #PastelburyFete

[Fruit Pastel Doctor @fruitpasteldr]

And before that year as well… It’s almost as if they don’t want me to turn up! HAHAHAHAHA!!! #PastelburyFete