𝖍𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖘 *ੈ✩‧₊˚

Associate professor researching an eighth deadly sin. Writer at

[𝖍𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖘 *ੈ✩‧₊˚ @fruitpatrol]

this account sucks it’s just a bunch of my tweets

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

baby hogs at da Best Western

[𝖍𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖘 *ੈ✩‧₊˚ @fruitpatrol]

i like to pop and lock and jam and break

[𝖍𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖘 *ੈ✩‧₊˚ @fruitpatrol]

strangers don’t care abt u when ur 29

[𝖍𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖘 *ੈ✩‧₊˚ @fruitpatrol]

by the time you realize what you’ve lost i’ll already be microwaving eggs for someone else

[𝖍𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖘 *ੈ✩‧₊˚ @fruitpatrol]

just heard of this place traders joe

[𝖍𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖘 *ੈ✩‧₊˚ @fruitpatrol]

does the invisible hand know how to touch a woman

[𝖍𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖘 *ੈ✩‧₊˚ @fruitpatrol]

dudes houses always have some kinda dried sauce on the counter

[𝖍𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖘 *ੈ✩‧₊˚ @fruitpatrol]

i would recognice a loose pack of yaz anywhere

[𝖍𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖘 *ੈ✩‧₊˚ @fruitpatrol]

ambers the only person who understands anything

[𝖍𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖘 *ੈ✩‧₊˚ @fruitpatrol]

good girl theory

[𝖍𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖘 *ੈ✩‧₊˚ @fruitpatrol]

aliens? are they freaky ?

[𝖍𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖘 *ੈ✩‧₊˚ @fruitpatrol]

who up stirring their creamy broccoli mushroom chicken

[𝖍𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖘 *ੈ✩‧₊˚ @fruitpatrol]

when men come into the shop idk it just looks wrong

[𝖍𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖘 *ੈ✩‧₊˚ @fruitpatrol]

dreams can come true. for example last night i dreamed about the trash key. and then today i used it to dump a bin in the trash room

[𝖍𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖘 *ੈ✩‧₊˚ @fruitpatrol]

i miss u walmart call me

[𝖍𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖘 *ੈ✩‧₊˚ @fruitpatrol]

so slow at work i’m just holding mango juice in my mouth and not swallowing

[𝖍𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖘 *ੈ✩‧₊˚ @fruitpatrol]

some horrors

[𝖍𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖘 *ੈ✩‧₊˚ @fruitpatrol]

googling blue teddy bears

[𝖍𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖘 *ੈ✩‧₊˚ @fruitpatrol]

i’m in moron heaven

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

how it feels