fruit

welcome to the shitshow

[web @webegga]

god nerfed me by giving me incredibly painful and agonizing periods but buffed me when he only made them last three days. we are SO back

[fruit @fruitpunchbb]

@Keep_US_Sane @shesgotawy What if I want to have kids with my husband but I have a complication with my pregnancy and die of sepsis because doctors are too scared to treat me? What protection should I use for that?

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

🤣

[sophie @netcapgirl]

“nothing from my end, thanks!”

[🏳️‍⚧️ robin ☀︎ @jolt4teon]

it sounds fake to anyone who does not have it because it's genuinely this every day

[Carmen IRL @Carmparens]

H - nothing wrong with me
O - nothing wrong with me
T - nothing wrong with me
T - NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
O - something's got to give
G - something's got to give
O - SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE

NOWWWWWW

[Louise! @themouseyouknow]

This is me

[Dr. Perplexed @drperplexed]

people who get mad about discord pings are so funny you are NOT that important

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

THEY RUINED THE YOSHI BACKSHOTS STICKER

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

People are so weird about ADHD community getting access to amphetamines. I generally wish more of the population was under the influence of strong drugs. Being unmedicated is clearly going poorly for many.

[𝐉𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐚. @damnjiggaa]

i can’t wait for outside to look like this 😩🍂🍁🪵

[fruit @fruitpunchbb]

Alright I reinstalled twitter for this. VOTE MISSISSIPPI STATE AAAAAAAAA

[College Esports News 🔥 @CollegeENews]

#EsportsVotes | Vote for your favorite logo:
@ttuesports vs. @Esports_MSU

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

no the fuck you do not clint

[max @maxbittker]

Button Stealer is a chrome extension that collects and organizes specimens you come across on the web

[reb @rebmasel]

my best friend looked so gorgeous today omg. I didn’t see her but I know she did

[fruit @fruitpunchbb]

@writer_cloud so would the p*rn bot who liked my tweet apparently

[fruit @fruitpunchbb]

@writer_cloud Mason would like a word with you

[Lilly @lillybilly299]

I don't think you guys realize how cooked we are. For the first time in human history, 14yo boys sound weird, annoying and incomprehensible