Curious Curly

I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, but I like to sound like I do.

[Curious Curly @fruityhotsauce]

Just trying to get my foot in a door, window, trunk, doggy door, something. #trynamakeachange

[Curious Curly @fruityhotsauce]

I judge the quality of my life by how much of my laundry is pajamas.

[Curious Curly @fruityhotsauce]

Famous anuses from around the world. The band. The movie. The experience.

[Curious Curly @fruityhotsauce]

When you shitting in the shower and realize the drain is clogged. Cause you keep shitting in it.

[Curious Curly @fruityhotsauce]

When you start eating six Hershey's Kisses at once because one just doesn't do it for you anymore.

[Curious Curly @fruityhotsauce]

If you're only following me cause you want me to follow you back then you better have a cool sounding name.

[Curious Curly @fruityhotsauce]

When you throw something in the dark and don't hear the sound you expected.

[Curious Curly @fruityhotsauce]

When your poop stank reminds you of bae's poop stank <3 #truelove

[Curious Curly @fruityhotsauce]

I like my salads with a thick and meaty body.

[Curious Curly @fruityhotsauce]

Bring back velcro. #itstime

[Curious Curly @fruityhotsauce]

Microwave results: Mashed potatoes, good. French fries, bad. Get your shit together potatoes.

[Curious Curly @fruityhotsauce]

I would die for Betty Spaghetty.

[Curious Curly @fruityhotsauce]

Let me see your soulhole.

[Curious Curly @fruityhotsauce]

Gonna put my soul into your soulhole.

[Curious Curly @fruityhotsauce]

I'm not a hard worker, I'm a dumb worker.

[Curious Curly @fruityhotsauce]

New movie idea: Boy George of the Jungle

[Curious Curly @fruityhotsauce]

First time: shame on me. Second time: shame on me still. Third time: I have no more shame.

[BORED @BoredElonMusk]

Creating new types of jobs > Saving jobs that really can't be saved.

[Curious Curly @fruityhotsauce]

You hump my leg, I'll hump yours.

[Curious Curly @fruityhotsauce]

Yeah, but how much does it cost in Legos?

[Curious Curly @fruityhotsauce]

Game idea: Make VR game identical to real life except no consequences, immediately sellout to Facebook.