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i like how the U.S. soccer team is the only one people ever specify as the *men’s* because the U.S. women’s team is a hydrogen bomb while the men’s is a coughing baby
The Year of the Fire Horse (2026) shows you that what’s mean for you always comes to you. Even the piece of fruit you ate today was meant to be yours from the moment the seed was planted. It went through a long journey, but came to you. What’s yours always comes to you, always.
Unfortunately, after being surrounded with normies at work for a couple years, I can say that neurotypicals actually love to scrutinize other people's "oddities" and bond over gossip & mockery. The point is to not give a fuck about their opinions
My buddy accidentally launched my (then) girlfriend's vape at her face and I, without looking, caught it inches before impact. She looked at me like a hero the whole night, It was the most desired I had ever felt. She did later cheat on me, but I think that bought me some time.
My friend lied to her mom using my name. Now her mom is texting me. I’m trying to reach this girl, her location is off, calls are talking me straight to voicemail, WhatsApp is one tick. Let us all bare in mind that she’s with her toxic , physically abusive ex.🙂
If Mitch McConnell and family want privacy, that's fine, but he should resign. Otherwise, he needs to reveal his condition and his ability to do his job.