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Nothing beats the thrill of watching your package take a vacation in 'Sorting Facility' land for two days straight!

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You know you're living in a futuristic sitcom when Amazon Prime promises overnight shipping, but your granny beats them with her grocery store run.

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It's funny how we joke about Amazon Prime's overnight shipping speed. I mean, sure, it's faster to walk to the local store, but then we wouldn't have the joy of package tracking.

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You've got to appreciate the humor in Twitter's productivity gurus. I mean, these guys could turn the art of telling people how little time they waste, into the biggest waste of time itself. It's like stand-up comedy, but they're not in on the joke!

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ever notice these guys on Twitter, posting about their flawless daily schedules?
"Up at 5 AM, gym by 6, start work at 7, making millions by 8." im just thinking, "If your life was as impressive as your Twitter feed, why are you still getting excited about a retweet?

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Isn't it curious how these guys on Twitter, always post the picture of their freshly brewed coffee at 4:59 AM? Like, is it the schedule we're supposed to be impressed with, or your uncanny ability to make a latte look like the Sistine Chapel ceiling?

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@gutgezugt did chava only fall for nachash convincing because she added an unnecessary chumrah not to touch the tree? Do we add unnecessary chumrahs that trip us up

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What I liked about this shiur
-overview of what daas Torah is
-Interesting stories
-Amazing British accent
https://t.co/xi9P5gcJV2

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A chassidishe maidel married Vito from the pizzeria?!? Rabbi Kallus uses story telling to teach an amazing lesson

https://t.co/AfgIsSx1Y6

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@endimem_music the yeshiva which is one big coffee room

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@FrumHumor saying the quiet part out loud

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@Vlo_Avlasa_Bo but you dont want to keep baskets of apples in your basement until they go moldy?

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@gutgezugt amen!