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If "The Office" were a frum show

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Dwight, who joins a virtual daf yomi shiur most evenings, gets himself permanently muted for the entire Masechtas Chulin for overenthusiasm

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Dwight enthusiastically shows off his shechita hasmoda

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Because of Dwight's Google profile for his Dunder Mifflin Bais Din (DMBD), a group of computer nerds accidentally end up at the office looking for the Scranton Data Mining and Big Data meetup. Dwight doesn't want a bad Google review, so he tells Kevin to show them a good time

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Dwight launches the Dunder Mifflin Bais Din. Pam tips off Jim that Dwight is printing a siruv against him. When Dwight tries to serve it, Jim tells Dwight it's prohibited to interact with someone under siruv, forcing to Dwight to make a bitul siruv so he could serve the siruv.

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@MyNameIsAviJ @ImrayPhee @VaadHaBadchanim vee vill post ze memes!

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@jewishstudent1 @VaadHaBadchanim

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Michael finally signs up for Instagram account.
The next day:

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Dwight launches the Dunder Mifflin Bais Din. Pam tips off Jim that Dwight is printing a siruv against him. When Dwight tries to serve it, Jim tells Dwight it's prohibited to interact with someone under siruv, forcing to Dwight to make a bitul siruv so he could serve the siruv.

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Go Sabres!

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"It is a statement of fact. This is more professional. It’s not like there's any actual concern to express over anything actually concerning"

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

I express my concern about the rise of antisemitic hatred in the world, as unfortunately we saw with the terrorist attack in Manchester a few days ago.

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@thedovid A stumbling block.. who would buy that

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Michael is asked to fill in for the rabbi this week to give the Dvar Torah for Parshat Tazria:

"In this week's parsha, God cures leopards"

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@FrumTikTok

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@TheFigen_ Mallards

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Who knew that Hamas had a party planning committee

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Hamas gave the hostages a bag

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@MyNameIsAviJ

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@benshapiro

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To paraphrase the great Michae Scott:

"You assassinated me when I specifically did not give my consent?"

[Noura Erakat @4noura]

As if genocide wasn’t enough, Israel is outdoing even itself. Assassination in Lebanon (w/o Lebanese consent), assassination of Ismail Haniyeh in Iran (w/o Iranian consent),& massive movement from ground 2 top of govt in upheaval 2 defend the Israeli right to rape. All just today

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With all the global warming and these scorching hot days, it's good we will have someone in the White House who understands refrigeration.

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@letsgettserious @skjask @flatbushgirl1 @ORAAgunot @RabbiGoldberg For Michael it does

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Little known fact: Kamala Harris was a finalist for the Regional Manager job at Dunder Mifflin Yonkers

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

Deloitte consultants getting ready to show you the market analysis they billed you $500k for to have their junior associate create

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President Biden, at 7:55pm

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President Biden told Democratic governors that he plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m. so he can get more sleep, sources say https://t.co/Akv9rnTtyQ