Mazzie

[Mazzie @frumpcore]

I haven’t felt this way since Troyler

[Mazzie @frumpcore]

last night I dreamt I had two nipples on each boob

[Mazzie @frumpcore]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Mazzie @frumpcore]

I don't think I'll ever run a half marathon, or even a 5k for that matter

[Mazzie @frumpcore]

wow. i tweeted this and then exactly one month later started working in a historical brick building. thats dope

[Mazzie @frumpcore]

I’m suffering from exposed brick withdrawal

[Mazzie @frumpcore]

I pirated my own boyfriend's music 💀

[Mazzie @frumpcore]

@ginghambitch why are we so in sync

[Mazzie @frumpcore]

Not my ass currently crying at the Calgary airport Chilis no. 2

[Mazzie @frumpcore]

Not one but TWO chili’s in the Calgary airport

[Mazzie @frumpcore]

One day I will start an architecture firm and I will DJ my own christmas parties

[Mazzie @frumpcore]

@peanutcola im dead

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Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

[Mazzie @frumpcore]

what's going on guys

[Mazzie @frumpcore]

Like wow I am just a little speck on this big angry rock

[Mazzie @frumpcore]

Just experienced my first bone rattling earthquake I feel ALIVE the physical earth is REAL

[Mazzie @frumpcore]

Ladies if the dating apps aren’t working just go to Long & McQuade and look confused

[Mazzie @frumpcore]

Won’t do dry January but I will do wine February

[Mazzie @frumpcore]

There’s French propaganda in the cheese…

[Mazzie @frumpcore]

Last night I ate a lot of Boursin and then I dreamt that it was WWII but France had invaded Britain and was occupying London

[Mazzie @frumpcore]

Lifting weights to Fiona Apple

[Mazzie @frumpcore]

Wine should not be more expensive than beer.