Michael Cardiff

[Michael Cardiff @frunchyb]

Latest in the saga of trying to get my package. Apparently if you ask @FedEx why they haven't made a delivery attempt today, they punish you by delaying it a few more days... Some damning Ring doorbell footage incoming soon too...

[Michael Cardiff @frunchyb]

Yesterday I watched from my 2nd floor window when a fedex driver stopped in front of my condo building (not getting out mind you), and then drove away. Next, Fedex app politely informed me there was a "Delivery Exception, customer not available". That's fraud. @FedEx @FedExHelp

[Michael Cardiff @frunchyb]

@Mike_Pence @VP President Trump has not issued a forceful rebuke of this armed insurrection. It is your responsibility to call on the 25th amendment now.

[Michael Cardiff @frunchyb]

@PressSec @realDonaldTrump Too late. Trump has told armed insurrectionists “we love you”. President Trump poured the gasoline on this fire. He cannot be surprised that this is the result. 25th & Impeach.

[Michael Cardiff @frunchyb]

@Jim_Jordan Congratulations on stoking the lies and misinformation that led to today. This is on you.

[Michael Cardiff @frunchyb]

@tedcruz This is what happens when you stoke lies and ignore dog whistles for violence. This is on you.

[Michael Cardiff @frunchyb]

@realDonaldTrump If you were a "very fine person", you would not attend a rally with a poster that looks like this. #censuretrump

[Michael Cardiff @frunchyb]

@DrOldskool step in the right direction!

[Michael Cardiff @frunchyb]

@AlecLongstreth good luck! Acupuncture can work some miracles!

[Michael Cardiff @frunchyb]

Dan the #digitaldandy !!! Cmon Twitter, make it stick! https://t.co/5euJRVUqyc

[Dan Szymborski @DSzymborski]

And the great thing is - I even have the perfect image for this.

[Michael Cardiff @frunchyb]

@DSzymborski @heycornerfilm @halladayfan32 KLOBB damage!

[Michael Cardiff @frunchyb]

It's official, "Geology" is a one of the Youtube #newtrends of 2014 (wait for it at 2:40). https://t.co/uvv9ZEOe0T

[Michael Cardiff @frunchyb]

Gah! The stuff of nightmares! From @WIRED: http://t.co/CGiDVMjztz

[Michael Cardiff @frunchyb]

@DSzymborski and now I'm back (dun dun dun) from Facebook space (dun dun dun)! Short answer - yes, when I get mentioned

[Michael Cardiff @frunchyb]

@AlecLongstreth @uncle_gcb Holy balls Ep. VII on Dec 18 in Madison? Going to be cooooold here. Buy your down jacket NOW.

[Michael Cardiff @frunchyb]

Oh, well all is fine then http://t.co/Yr2x3CFg7d

[Michael Cardiff @frunchyb]

Ummm... what the fox? If this is a real thing, Norway is weird. http://t.co/BhhsEyfCzL

[Michael Cardiff @frunchyb]

@DrOldskool I hear ya. A martini and going to bed at 11:30 is a wild night for me these days.

[Michael Cardiff @frunchyb]

I'm at MSP Airport Tram (Minneapolis, MN) http://t.co/zNSMVpuA

[Michael Cardiff @frunchyb]

"Mango jalapeño chicken sausage. You will not regret it." @ Goldy's Breakfast Bistro: http://t.co/nPnpOXdd #4sqTip