Mju ☀️

Every day can FOOF your mind. 🎼🌱 #JollyBon

[Jesseline @artemisgrl]

someone said “what doesn’t kill you introduces you to Carl Jung” and I feel called out in a way I never have before

[artsch00lreject @artsch00lreject]

God grant me the serenity to accept the things that are so over, the courage to say fuck it we ball, and the wisdom to know when we are so fucking back

[, @w0a0i0f]

this year feels like being a dog begging for whatever’s being heated on the stove not realizing it’s a pot of boiling water

[ilove @imsopopu1ar]

Anything not born out of love will die

[maya @mayareminders]

Sometimes you know a higher power is real because no one around you taught you to be the way you are

[kickVerse @KickVerseX]

God's plan for me does not involve Linkedin at all

[swana ִֶָ🦢࣪☾. @farnnesse]

Summer so far

[♓︎ @PISCESPRADA]

plot twist: it all goes well and it keeps getting better

[bug girl @buggirl]

u are so terrified of being cringe that u are living a muted version of ur own life even though one day ur rotting flesh will be feasted upon by worms just like everyone else’s. u are a sack of meat that has put itself in prison just so that other sacks of meat won’t laugh at u

[seiya @systole_]

choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because i have a lot going on right now already

[lol @airhead789_]

Real

[big duntles @biglunty]

depressed bon jovi:

[Ciara Knight @Ciara_Knight]

They should do a Calculator App Wrapped where it shows you the dumbest calculations you did this year. Real moron stuff like 20% off 20, or 1x8, or 6+9

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

if i text u “🪗” it means u better start acting accordingly

[Singto Conley 🌙 @singtoconley]

i don’t think i’ve had a single moment of NOT having music playing in my head in my entire conscious life

[mitch 🇵🇸 @czarmitch]

studies (conducted in my home) have shown that when you sing your cat a little song about how much you love them, they understand exactly what you’re saying, and they feel it in their little heart

[alana. @alanaauston]

um? I assumed those commercials used water because they couldn’t show blood but it’s really because no one…thought to test actual blood?