neito’s husband.

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[neito’s husband. @frvgmentd]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀the phoenix must 𝖇𝖚𝖗𝖓
𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙜𝙚.
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #bnharp *·˚ ༘♡ #mvrp

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[neito’s husband. @frvgmentd]

how long was i out

[neito’s husband. @frvgmentd]

hands @_Copycatx a nerf gun. runs off.

[neito’s husband. @frvgmentd]

@CH4RG3B0LT he’s already shooting. right in the forehead. a war has begun.

" what was that? i can’t hear you over my victory. "

[neito’s husband. @frvgmentd]

steps out with war paint on his face. points a nerf gun at @CH4RG3B0LT.

" any last words? "

[neito’s husband. @frvgmentd]

yes you do

[NEITO @_Copycatx]

NO I DON'T

[neito’s husband. @frvgmentd]

you say it literally all the time

[NEITO @_Copycatx]

good. once in a lifetime thing. never happening again. enjoy it.

[neito’s husband. @frvgmentd]

you said please and i said okay....

[NEITO @_Copycatx]

what.

[neito’s husband. @frvgmentd]

okay :)

[NEITO @_Copycatx]

....will you PLEASE

[neito’s husband. @frvgmentd]

what’s in it for me

[NEITO @_Copycatx]

everyone get up. now.

[neito’s husband. @frvgmentd]

kneels. throws scissors at the reader’s foot.

[neito’s husband. @frvgmentd]

ahem.

[ also throws some scissors. ]

[neito’s husband. @frvgmentd]

" actually, it’s not. not anymore, but that’s fine. you didn’t know that. hitoshi. just hitoshi, please. you wanna talk about it? or do you want a distraction? "

he’ll make sure to speak clearly, then. he isn’t /that/ terrible.

[neito’s husband. @frvgmentd]

ok. farewell.

[Animated Text @animatedtext]

I just wanna get out of this Jumanji hell hole

[neito’s husband. @frvgmentd]

stares.

" i /do/ have a name. no need to yell. i was going to offer an alternative, but i’d rather not waste my breath on someone so rude. "

[neito’s husband. @frvgmentd]

okay it’s time for my monthly retweet and then i’ll vanish.

[neito’s husband. @frvgmentd]

you’re gonna need dentures if you keep that up

[neito’s husband. @frvgmentd]

this is why no one likes 1-A

[neito’s husband. @frvgmentd]

the disrespect in this school is alarming.